"We made out like two teenagers."

learned the difference between 'your" and "you're", even after I provided you a link to a free educational video on how to tell the difference.   Makes you look lame AF.  

It's a rating for "Overall Looks" if you want to give her a 4 in the Looks department.
It was a simple question...

Agreed! I guess this is getting out of reviews and into the ads a bit, but still.  

 
Roses, kisses, donation, investment, remuneration, tribute, honorarium, it’s all so cringe. They’re called dollars. It’s your rates. Or, as you said, the fee. It’s just the fee.

I was guilty of the Penthouse effect when I started, I have tried to streamline since.

One of mine I regret the most is "She made love to my cock".  Oh lord.  I wish I could take that one back.

Re: It's like deja vu all over again.

These links to the past are proof that the future isn’t what it used to be. Or something like that I don’t know.

Yeap.

 
Not that I really use reviews here these days (that's me not really a comment on review quality/value here) I generally ignored the "story" in the reviews and looked for things about specifics and assessment of the looks/performane of the on a purely objective level. Most of the narative is either useless or pure entertainment IMO. SO why really care about how things are phrased unless it reduces the information that can be gleened.

Earl Scheib and Felix Chevrolet. Anyone who grew up in LA in the 60s will never forget those two.

or better yet, go ahead and do it... I love seeing Darwinism at work 😁

from guys who think being the first customer of the day is any different than coming later in the day.  Many providers have real life boyfriends, who have sex with them in the mornings before they start work without a condom BEFPORE she sees her first customer.  Having been an outside real life boyfriend to several providers over the years, it's always amusing when guys like this are advising others that it's completely safe if you are the girl's first appointment of the day.  From a boyfriend's POV, I would never have a provider as a real-life girlfriend who has BBFS on her menu.  

This is quite laughable because when I was married there were times that we would have sex before bedtime and the spunk goo ball did not come out right away, but the next morning would slop out while I was sitting at my desk at work. Sometimes it comes out all right away, sometimes the gunk could take 12+ hours to make it way down to soak my panties at work as I am sipping my morning coffee.  
I take a shower after every client and always use condoms so rather a moot point with me anyway, but this is kind of like the old wives tale that the more sex a woman has the more loose her vagina will be. The vagina is a muscle and gets tighter and stronger with use, just like any other muscle. Genetics and childbirth affect the elasticity of a vagina, not a dick.  
In closing if you are ever having sex without a condom and there is a very good chance the provider in question had sex with someone else within 24 hours or so without a condom it is very, very likely you are going to get his dick vomit on your one eyed snake. The "first morning" client notion that you will be cleaner or safer is hogwash cabbage head nonsense. Use a condom. Every time.

All ladies should be "treated right". It's a cliche at this point.

"The first cup was served"