One day about a month ago, President Bush was looking for a provider.
He found three girls in a local lounge: a blonde, a brunette and (of course) a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "Ah'm the President of the United States. Now, how
much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "$400."
To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was "$500."
He then asked the redhead.
Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my
taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the
times, keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in
my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr.
President, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent."
leave to us fiery wenches to give the best oral intercouse....
xoxoxox
What the hell. I run my business very discreetly.. Who got into my fox files and knew I saw him !!!...
The fucker didn't even tip me !!!
And when he came, he said I love Amerka !
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I simply spoke my mind LOL!!!
Coochmeister, I thought you said you wouldn't share that story Hee hee
There were three blonde men walking along a beach, where they found a small golden lamp. Rubbing it a Jeanie appeared granting them each one wish. The first man asked to be made smarter, he was turned into a brunette. The second man asked be be made even smarter, he was turned into a redhead. The third man asked to be made EVEN smarter, he was turned into a female.
We will NEVER get enough of you!!! You truly live up to your name...and something tells me it doesn't matter if we're a redhead or not
You know, Tom Robbins says "Red hair is caused by sugar and lust... not necessarily in that order."
xxxooo
Beverly ;-*
very cute joke!!
thanks for sharing !!!
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