Since the mod disallowed my origianl post because he thought many wouldn't get the humor or understand it, I thought I'd give it another shot.

Heather & Candy together are a high energy, "E" level ride and should only be attempted by the the most experienced.

If you attempt this thrill ride, you should ensure you're well rested; but even then you may end up just crawling home and sleeping for days.

I will attempt to tame this dangerous combination for your safety, but I cannot guarantee success.