Here’s a response to a review….
Please let me know who you think the person is since you few choose to believe writing a review on a client is a form of doxxing.
Dude sent a nice intro email with a short bio requesting an hour date, included both rwi and a reference for screening and was quick to send the deposit once we aligned on a date. Booking process made simple and easy and I was looking forward to meeting him.
Upon our scheduled date, he arrived an annoyingly 35 mins early so I rushed bc I loathe the idea of a client sitting around or lobby lurking while side eye-ing any male walking around the hotel and assuming that they just left my room, hotel male staff included. Nobody is safe.
I allow him up to the room and am reminded that 5’7” is the new 6’. Quickly removed my heels so the short king would feel more comfortable. So what? He fabricated his height by a few inches in his bio but was willing to look past that since he got a glowing reference. He looked a bit sweaty, and nervous and reeked of cigarettes- another thing he forgot to announce in his bio and now I’m turned off so much where I don’t know if I can even fake an orgasm for him.
I made the mistake of “asking” if he needed a shower instead of “telling” him he needed to shower. I got the typical, “I showered earlier”, and we know that “earlier” means 14 hours ago before work, so I know damn well that his balls smell like old cheese that sat outside in Aug for 3 days and his dick hasn’t been pulled out and stretched to wash properly so prob has a fishy smell. I suggest we shower together, giving him no choice but to oblige. I observe and wait for it. Sure enough, another man, who doesn’t wash his face, legs or feet, let alone take the washcloth and clean his shitty asshole. I show him how to properly wash. I know he’s the type to just run the water and pretend he showered when it’s a provider requirement.
Finally, I go over my rules and tell him to listen up bc it’s his final warning (I only repeat my rules once) and he’s not even trying to hide that he’s rolling his eyes and thinking, “here we go with another provider who doesn’t want to be touched, kissed or swallow my cum.” He’s giving incel vibes and surely thinking “I’m paying for it, my rules and I’ll pretend I accidentally couldn’t hold back my cum when I squirt on her forbidden place; her face.”
My hard stop is nothing rough- no hands around my next, don’t spit on my pussy or in my mouth or you better call for help. He dismisses my rules and now I wait for him to fuck up bc I’ll quickly and gladly end the session. Oh, he did ask one question, “how many pops do you allow?”. I lied, told him as many as he can, just to shut him up bc as stats would have it, 99% of them have PIPE dreams about cumming a 2nd time but if they insist, I enjoy watching them sweat, pant, get frustrated and basically need Tommy John after beating their dicks so rapidly just to prove to me that I was wrong about getting a second one out.
Now we play. I already put lube in me to give him the illusion that he turned me on in hopes that’ll make him cum quickly and get out. I refuse to kiss him and don’t allow him to lick me. He is irritated with that bc consent was provided upon my behalf from a past reviewer, that I allowed that. He’s disappointed that I’m not offering the services that the reviewer advertised for me. I explain that the nasty cig smoke will fuck up my PH, He confidently gloats, “But, I’m a pleaser”. Again, laughing hysterically in my head, bc if I had a dollar for every man that…..oh wait, nevermind. His dick was less than ideal; short and stubby. He wanted me to lick his balls bc again, consent was provided by a past reviewer, but I refuse bc I don’t lick forest balls. Nobody wants a mouth full of hair. I now smell something rancid down there and notice he has a serious case of jock itch. Does he know how bad jock itch smells? Nasty, how is he even seeing providers with that.
He wants to fuck despite only having a semi-hard on and does not listen to my professional advice that putting a condom on while it’s barely hard, will.not.make.it.harder.!! But he insists, so I roll the condom on and ride him making only small rocking thrusts knowing his short dick is about to fall out. We go through every act TWICE and I even blew his flaccid gummy worm for over 20 mins straight, and he has almost lost his semi completely.. He asked to fuck again and NOW tells me it takes a really long time for him to cum, and most of the time he doesn’t at all. I snapped back, asking why he thought I was a miracle worker. He said, “so and so was able to get me to cum once before (of the 39x he’s booked with her). I think you can”. So I hand him the oil and wrap his own hand around his dick to jerk it. And, then say out loud, would you look at the time?! 2 mins until the date is over, so I start cleaning and laugh to myself again about, “how many pops do you allow?”
How did his reference give such a glowing review?!!!It must be YMMV. I will not repeat.
