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emsjhs20093872 reads

anyone ever see a provider ad with photo and wonder (based on her looks)  who would pay to have sex with her.

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AnotherDonJohn1670 reads

More 20-yo's for GaG, CPa, and me. Lo

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Blowing Chunks1632 reads

Can we put them in the Smithsonian museum?  ;)  

Everyone has their own beautiful traits.    

(Just not for me lol)

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macdaddy19441412 reads

does a bear really shit in the woods?

Posted By: emsjhs2009
anyone ever see a provider ad with photo and wonder (based on her looks)  who would pay to have sex with her.  

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CoffeeBreak1654 reads

Getting ready for a bachelor party, we were setting up some entertainment and looking through a bunch of ads, when one of the guys exclaims "damn dude, I wouldn't even fuck her with your dick".  That's when you know you've reached the bottom of the barrel.

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Gemma Coreana1520 reads

Do you think 90% percent of the providers hobbyists see the provider really would want to see them??? If hobbyist sent in their pics & that was basis of a scheduling appt.... Trust me your cock wouldn't get sucked... Thank goodness $$$ is involved!  

I think your post is RUDE!!! Men have different tastes in woman, what you think isn't sexy maybe sexy to others.... And YES... I Posted without an alias!!!  The nerve of some of you posters... But hey you pay to post & this is a free country so ill stfu .... Lmfao lmfao!!!  

HAPPY HUMP A LOT DAY!!!  
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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CoffeeBreak1811 reads

Oh, my cock would get sucked, and has been many times already with no money exchanged.  I took the OP to be in humor.   Besides, I have overheard women saying shit about how they wouldn't fuck a guy for various reasons.  Now let me think, where did I hear that?  Oh, right on this very webpage.  HaHa  

Try not to take this stuff to seriously.

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Gemma Coreana1928 reads

Let's have a hobbyist photo thread!!!  :-)  

Posted By: CoffeeBreak
Oh, my cock would get sucked, and has been many times already with no money exchanged.  I took the OP to be in humor.   Besides, I have overheard women saying shit about how they wouldn't fuck a guy for various reasons.  Now let me think, where did I hear that?  Oh, right on this very webpage.  HaHa  
   
 Try not to take this stuff to seriously.

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CoffeeBreak1992 reads

And let us see all the hobbyists who get their photos posted, lose their jobs and their income, part of which you enjoy collecting I'm sure.  Do you not pay attention to what happens to guys when they get outed to the public?  Really Miss Coreana, take a deep breath and calm down.

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Gemma Coreana1709 reads

Lighten the F -up!!!  You are the one who's blowing it up!! If you read my post at the end i said i should stfu since this was a paying site & a free country!!   Ya know, it's funny how u guys can dish it out but become such whiners when someone dishes back!!   LMFAO LMFAO!!!

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CoffeeBreak2025 reads

I read:
I think your post is RUDE!!! Men have different tastes in woman, what you think isn't sexy maybe sexy to others.... And YES... I Posted without an alias!!!  The nerve of some of you posters... But hey you pay to post & this is a free country so ill stfu .... Lmfao lmfao!!!    

Must have not read it in the right context, my bad. So sorry Miss Coreana.

-- Modified on 5/28/2014 2:28:25 PM

-- Modified on 5/28/2014 2:30:50 PM

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LucasHood1603 reads

Great thing about this forum is the ability to separate the wheat from the chaff (hope I spelled that right). Another one scratched off.  

Posted By: CoffeeBreak
I read:  
 I think your post is RUDE!!! Men have different tastes in woman, what you think isn't sexy maybe sexy to others.... And YES... I Posted without an alias!!!  The nerve of some of you posters... But hey you pay to post & this is a free country so ill stfu .... Lmfao lmfao!!!    
   
 Must have not read it in the right context, my bad. So sorry Miss Coreana.  
   
 -- Modified on 5/28/2014 2:28:25 PM

-- Modified on 5/28/2014 2:30:50 PM

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hbyist+truth=;(1597 reads

I can find a gazillion images on line that REPRESENT some tricks I have seen, NOT the real trick though. Lighten up loverboy. Could be exactly what she meant.

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Blowing Chunks1854 reads

Search for drunk asian handsome guy  

All those are me,  especially the good looking ones. Lol

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CoffeeBreak1566 reads

Good one, wish I would have thought of that myself.  And here I am getting too fuckin' serious trying to explain shit.  Got lighten up myself.  HaHa

Thanks for the change of pace dude.

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Jstgttnstrtd1500 reads

So ladies will just have to base their fantasies of me on that visual!

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2labman1512 reads

It should be only of their dick.  Providers can try to match it up with a handle.  Might be fun.

Hobbyists, please submit pictures of YOUR OWN DICK, PLEASE!

(frantically Googling "John Holmes"

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TheGovernor1843 reads

I resemble Jack Lemmon when he was 45!  As a matter of fact, he played Governor Slayton of Georgia in a TV mini-series back in the late 80's, originally broadcast on NBC, later on Lifetime.

   
 

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floyd10391246 reads

to believe those comments was getting IRL. How handsome your daddy was and you look just like him. And the young ladies that say the same to my son. thanks for the reality check. broke my heart really. (ha ha ha ha )

Keep on smiling,

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hbyist+truth=;(1678 reads

Just because you wouldn't some other guy would and and long as she is getting paid, what business is it of yours other than to come on here and start an ugly hooker thread.  

Yes there are unattractive hookers, fat hookers, old hookers, amputee hookers, blind hookers etc. etc. Someone is PAYING them

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Dr Who revived1133 reads

How does the blind hooker know if he paid the correct amount?

Also...there are plenty of ISO's looking for amputee hookers.  Not to mention pregnant hookers.

Finding ugly, old or fat is just far too easy.  And some guys can't get enough of that either, and are willing to pay them AND leave a nice tip.  As well they seem to get quite high scores.

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Just because you wouldn't some other guy would and and long as she is getting paid, what business is it of yours other than to come on here and start an ugly hooker thread.  
   
 Yes there are unattractive hookers, fat hookers, old hookers, amputee hookers, blind hookers etc. etc. Someone is PAYING them.  
   
 

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hbyist+truth=;(1542 reads

But you get my drift. Just goes to show ya, you don't have to be hot to hook.

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thumper69691642 reads

one of my ATF also.

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JackDunphy1491 reads

Some of these no seeing wenches can tell how much is in my wallet just by the sound I make when I walk in her hotel room.  

When the eyes give way, the other senses increase.  

Shit dude, some of these "sight challenged" hookers can proly SMELL how many benji's I have on me.

Don't EVER underestimate a hooker's ability to get paid accurately, handicapped or not.  

I shouldn't have had to tell you this and you should really know better.

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Dr Who revived1624 reads

Especially those that are willing to tell any john how nice they look.  And it seems that is all part of the service.

Seems it all evens out.  You've got guys who are also vision impaired.  They are the dudes who give out those 10's to a gal for just breathing and willing to get naked.

Good news...TER has added some more options for what a gal does (or doesn't) in session.  Now it may seem that 15 is the new 10?  That'll really be a problem  ;)

Bonus points for being blind and being able to count her fees.

Posted By: JackDunphy
Some of these no seeing wenches can tell how much is in my wallet just by the sound I make when I walk in her hotel room.  
   
 When the eyes give way, the other senses increase.  
   
 Shit dude, some of these "sight challenged" hookers can proly SMELL how many benji's I have on me.  
   
 Don't EVER underestimate a hooker's ability to get paid accurately, handicapped or not.  
   
 I shouldn't have had to tell you this and you should really know better.  

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JackDunphy1494 reads

But TER shot down Udo so often, I am not sure it is worth the trouble to even ask. But that would liven this place up a bit, huh? Who daddy!  

At least if that was the case, we could justify a few of those 10's, for performance anyways.

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perfectstorm1277 reads

Now that's what I need to find! They may actually think I'm handsome! :D

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JackDunphy1694 reads

And just for the record, every hooker I ever paid thought I was the best looking john they ever laid eyes upon, with the longest schlong and an uncanny ability to make them cum long, deep and often.

Maybe those Hawaiian hookers are too much like real people? They need to polish up their b.s. act a wee bit.  

Come to L.A. Nobody there is real. I hobby there a bit. You see what some of those porn stars are fkin? Christ, you'd be the Brad Pitt of that butt ugly group. Ron Jeremy. Hello?

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perfectstorm1310 reads

They wouldn't know if I were giving them Franklins, Hamiltons, or Washingtons! :

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WickedBrut1606 reads

They know.

Posted By: perfectstorm
They wouldn't know if I were giving them Franklins, Hamiltons, or Washingtons! :D  
 

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Gemma Coreana1924 reads

U have so much to say & so little that matters!! But as stated before this is a paying site so any hooker or pussy lover can say whatever the FUCK THEY WANT!! I know I paid my membership this month!!

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hbyist+truth=;(1420 reads

If it was at me I was kinda defending hookers, shit I am one.

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Jstgttnstrtd1484 reads

you are two of the fav lady posters here!
Time to kiss and makeup!

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JackDunphy1533 reads

Funny thing is, H+T has buddied up to some of the more hard core hobbyists here, but now she is pissing off the hookers. Oh the bitter irony!  

She is well on her way to London Rayne status. Then maybe she should change her handle to H+T=G?

:D

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Blowing Chunks1254 reads

H+T=G  

Now THATs an original one.  +1  LMFAO!

She sounds so much like her actually. Coincidence?  :D

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hbyist+truth=;(1399 reads

Oh well, I am an equal opportunity ass sometimes.

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Blowing Chunks1312 reads

I Swear!!  I    AM     NOT    SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!  

LMFAO

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Gemma Coreana1744 reads

I thought u were one of the nasty board trolls who always has something negative to say about the hookers on this board!!! Lol my bad .... We hookers gotta stick together!!! Lol 😘😘😘😘😘

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GaGambler1067 reads

but I am willing to take your word for it, but still, pics would be nice. lol

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hbyist+truth=;(1164 reads

Alas the "kiss and made up" is more rhetorical that literal. Sorry GaG.

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Jstgttnstrtd1517 reads

And that "Happy" song is playing in my head - with visions of both of you joyously prancing around!
(actually, you really are two of my favorites here :o)

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AnotherDonJohn1406 reads

The right to see you. It's America! :)

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Just because you wouldn't some other guy would and and long as she is getting paid, what business is it of yours other than to come on here and start an ugly hooker thread.  
   
 Yes there are unattractive hookers, fat hookers, old hookers, amputee hookers, blind hookers etc. etc. Someone is PAYING them.  
   
 

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hbyist+truth=;(1244 reads

And as long as I am getting paid it matters not if I have 1 arm, 1 leg and 1 tooth. Cheers! Viva America!!!

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Blowing Chunks1947 reads

How would they PM you for an appointment though?  

You are PM proof  :)

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hbyist+truth=;(1333 reads

Yesterday, got my first one.  In all seriousness I don't use the boards as a way to get clients. Here is for fun and games and bullshitting.

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Blowing Chunks1409 reads

I don't use TER general discussion board as my main way to find providers.  There are some I've gotten to know,  but boards are mostly for fun and bs.  Lol

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Tobi Telford1537 reads

The other day, I saw a lift kit on a Dodge Stratus. My first thought was literally "'MURICA."

Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
 
 The right to see you. It's America! :)  
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Just because you wouldn't some other guy would and and long as she is getting paid, what business is it of yours other than to come on here and start an ugly hooker thread.    
     
  Yes there are unattractive hookers, fat hookers, old hookers, amputee hookers, blind hookers etc. etc. Someone is PAYING them.  
     
 

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Blowing Chunks1432 reads

Grandpa smurf needs his nap.  :D

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mrfisher1509 reads

or he'll strike you with his whangee* cane!

8o)

Related Link: *Just in case you're wondering....

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