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Where's Big Papasan when u need some great Sarcastic Humor
emsjhs2009 3873 reads
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anyone ever see a provider ad with photo and wonder (based on her looks)  who would pay to have sex with her.

sympathyforthedevil 54 Reviews 1226 reads
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Blowing Chunks 1633 reads
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Can we put them in the Smithsonian museum?  ;)  

Everyone has their own beautiful traits.    

(Just not for me lol)

GaGambler 1401 reads
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macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 1413 reads
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does a bear really shit in the woods?

Posted By: emsjhs2009
anyone ever see a provider ad with photo and wonder (based on her looks)  who would pay to have sex with her.  

CoffeeBreak 1654 reads
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Getting ready for a bachelor party, we were setting up some entertainment and looking through a bunch of ads, when one of the guys exclaims "damn dude, I wouldn't even fuck her with your dick".  That's when you know you've reached the bottom of the barrel.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1521 reads
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Do you think 90% percent of the providers hobbyists see the provider really would want to see them??? If hobbyist sent in their pics & that was basis of a scheduling appt.... Trust me your cock wouldn't get sucked... Thank goodness $$$ is involved!  

I think your post is RUDE!!! Men have different tastes in woman, what you think isn't sexy maybe sexy to others.... And YES... I Posted without an alias!!!  The nerve of some of you posters... But hey you pay to post & this is a free country so ill stfu .... Lmfao lmfao!!!  

HAPPY HUMP A LOT DAY!!!  
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
G

CoffeeBreak 1811 reads
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Oh, my cock would get sucked, and has been many times already with no money exchanged.  I took the OP to be in humor.   Besides, I have overheard women saying shit about how they wouldn't fuck a guy for various reasons.  Now let me think, where did I hear that?  Oh, right on this very webpage.  HaHa  

Try not to take this stuff to seriously.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1928 reads
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Let's have a hobbyist photo thread!!!  :-)  

Posted By: CoffeeBreak
Oh, my cock would get sucked, and has been many times already with no money exchanged.  I took the OP to be in humor.   Besides, I have overheard women saying shit about how they wouldn't fuck a guy for various reasons.  Now let me think, where did I hear that?  Oh, right on this very webpage.  HaHa  
   
 Try not to take this stuff to seriously.

CoffeeBreak 1993 reads
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And let us see all the hobbyists who get their photos posted, lose their jobs and their income, part of which you enjoy collecting I'm sure.  Do you not pay attention to what happens to guys when they get outed to the public?  Really Miss Coreana, take a deep breath and calm down.

Blowing Chunks 1855 reads
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Search for drunk asian handsome guy  

All those are me,  especially the good looking ones. Lol

CoffeeBreak 1567 reads
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Good one, wish I would have thought of that myself.  And here I am getting too fuckin' serious trying to explain shit.  Got lighten up myself.  HaHa

Thanks for the change of pace dude.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1710 reads
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Lighten the F -up!!!  You are the one who's blowing it up!! If you read my post at the end i said i should stfu since this was a paying site & a free country!!   Ya know, it's funny how u guys can dish it out but become such whiners when someone dishes back!!   LMFAO LMFAO!!!

TheGovernor 110 Reviews 1844 reads
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I resemble Jack Lemmon when he was 45!  As a matter of fact, he played Governor Slayton of Georgia in a TV mini-series back in the late 80's, originally broadcast on NBC, later on Lifetime.

   
 

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1935 reads
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CoffeeBreak 2026 reads
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I read:
I think your post is RUDE!!! Men have different tastes in woman, what you think isn't sexy maybe sexy to others.... And YES... I Posted without an alias!!!  The nerve of some of you posters... But hey you pay to post & this is a free country so ill stfu .... Lmfao lmfao!!!    

Must have not read it in the right context, my bad. So sorry Miss Coreana.

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floyd1039 10 Reviews 1247 reads
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to believe those comments was getting IRL. How handsome your daddy was and you look just like him. And the young ladies that say the same to my son. thanks for the reality check. broke my heart really. (ha ha ha ha )

Keep on smiling,

hbyist+truth=;( 1679 reads
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Just because you wouldn't some other guy would and and long as she is getting paid, what business is it of yours other than to come on here and start an ugly hooker thread.  

Yes there are unattractive hookers, fat hookers, old hookers, amputee hookers, blind hookers etc. etc. Someone is PAYING them

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1618 reads
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hbyist+truth=;( 1598 reads
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I can find a gazillion images on line that REPRESENT some tricks I have seen, NOT the real trick though. Lighten up loverboy. Could be exactly what she meant.

CoffeeBreak 1581 reads
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Dr Who revived 1133 reads
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How does the blind hooker know if he paid the correct amount?

Also...there are plenty of ISO's looking for amputee hookers.  Not to mention pregnant hookers.

Finding ugly, old or fat is just far too easy.  And some guys can't get enough of that either, and are willing to pay them AND leave a nice tip.  As well they seem to get quite high scores.
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Just because you wouldn't some other guy would and and long as she is getting paid, what business is it of yours other than to come on here and start an ugly hooker thread.  
   
 Yes there are unattractive hookers, fat hookers, old hookers, amputee hookers, blind hookers etc. etc. Someone is PAYING them.  
   
 

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1278 reads
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Now that's what I need to find! They may actually think I'm handsome! :D

hbyist+truth=;( 1543 reads
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But you get my drift. Just goes to show ya, you don't have to be hot to hook.

JackDunphy 1492 reads
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Some of these no seeing wenches can tell how much is in my wallet just by the sound I make when I walk in her hotel room.  

When the eyes give way, the other senses increase.  

Shit dude, some of these "sight challenged" hookers can proly SMELL how many benji's I have on me.

Don't EVER underestimate a hooker's ability to get paid accurately, handicapped or not.  

I shouldn't have had to tell you this and you should really know better.

JackDunphy 1695 reads
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And just for the record, every hooker I ever paid thought I was the best looking john they ever laid eyes upon, with the longest schlong and an uncanny ability to make them cum long, deep and often.

Maybe those Hawaiian hookers are too much like real people? They need to polish up their b.s. act a wee bit.  

Come to L.A. Nobody there is real. I hobby there a bit. You see what some of those porn stars are fkin? Christ, you'd be the Brad Pitt of that butt ugly group. Ron Jeremy. Hello?

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1924 reads
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U have so much to say & so little that matters!! But as stated before this is a paying site so any hooker or pussy lover can say whatever the FUCK THEY WANT!! I know I paid my membership this month!!

FatElvis 23 Reviews 1235 reads
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Dr Who revived 1625 reads
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Especially those that are willing to tell any john how nice they look.  And it seems that is all part of the service.

Seems it all evens out.  You've got guys who are also vision impaired.  They are the dudes who give out those 10's to a gal for just breathing and willing to get naked.

Good news...TER has added some more options for what a gal does (or doesn't) in session.  Now it may seem that 15 is the new 10?  That'll really be a problem  ;)

Bonus points for being blind and being able to count her fees.
Posted By: JackDunphy
Some of these no seeing wenches can tell how much is in my wallet just by the sound I make when I walk in her hotel room.  
   
 When the eyes give way, the other senses increase.  
   
 Shit dude, some of these "sight challenged" hookers can proly SMELL how many benji's I have on me.  
   
 Don't EVER underestimate a hooker's ability to get paid accurately, handicapped or not.  
   
 I shouldn't have had to tell you this and you should really know better.  

hbyist+truth=;( 1275 reads
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1311 reads
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They wouldn't know if I were giving them Franklins, Hamiltons, or Washingtons! :

JackDunphy 1495 reads
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But TER shot down Udo so often, I am not sure it is worth the trouble to even ask. But that would liven this place up a bit, huh? Who daddy!  

At least if that was the case, we could justify a few of those 10's, for performance anyways.

hbyist+truth=;( 1420 reads
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If it was at me I was kinda defending hookers, shit I am one.

Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 1500 reads
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So ladies will just have to base their fantasies of me on that visual!

Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 1485 reads
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you are two of the fav lady posters here!
Time to kiss and makeup!

AnotherDonJohn 1671 reads
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More 20-yo's for GaG, CPa, and me. Lo

AnotherDonJohn 1406 reads
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The right to see you. It's America! :)

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Just because you wouldn't some other guy would and and long as she is getting paid, what business is it of yours other than to come on here and start an ugly hooker thread.  
   
 Yes there are unattractive hookers, fat hookers, old hookers, amputee hookers, blind hookers etc. etc. Someone is PAYING them.  
   
 

hbyist+truth=;( 1245 reads
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And as long as I am getting paid it matters not if I have 1 arm, 1 leg and 1 tooth. Cheers! Viva America!!!

LucasHood 1604 reads
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Great thing about this forum is the ability to separate the wheat from the chaff (hope I spelled that right). Another one scratched off.  

Posted By: CoffeeBreak
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 I think your post is RUDE!!! Men have different tastes in woman, what you think isn't sexy maybe sexy to others.... And YES... I Posted without an alias!!!  The nerve of some of you posters... But hey you pay to post & this is a free country so ill stfu .... Lmfao lmfao!!!    
   
 Must have not read it in the right context, my bad. So sorry Miss Coreana.  
   
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JackDunphy 1533 reads
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Funny thing is, H+T has buddied up to some of the more hard core hobbyists here, but now she is pissing off the hookers. Oh the bitter irony!  

She is well on her way to London Rayne status. Then maybe she should change her handle to H+T=G?

:D

Blowing Chunks 1313 reads
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I Swear!!  I    AM     NOT    SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!  

LMFAO

Blowing Chunks 1947 reads
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How would they PM you for an appointment though?  

You are PM proof  :)

Blowing Chunks 1255 reads
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H+T=G  

Now THATs an original one.  +1  LMFAO!

She sounds so much like her actually. Coincidence?  :D

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1744 reads
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I thought u were one of the nasty board trolls who always has something negative to say about the hookers on this board!!! Lol my bad .... We hookers gotta stick together!!! Lol 😘😘😘😘😘

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1537 reads
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The other day, I saw a lift kit on a Dodge Stratus. My first thought was literally "'MURICA."

Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
 
 The right to see you. It's America! :)  
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Just because you wouldn't some other guy would and and long as she is getting paid, what business is it of yours other than to come on here and start an ugly hooker thread.    
     
  Yes there are unattractive hookers, fat hookers, old hookers, amputee hookers, blind hookers etc. etc. Someone is PAYING them.  
     
 

hbyist+truth=;( 1334 reads
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Yesterday, got my first one.  In all seriousness I don't use the boards as a way to get clients. Here is for fun and games and bullshitting.

hbyist+truth=;( 1399 reads
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Oh well, I am an equal opportunity ass sometimes.

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Blowing Chunks 1410 reads
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I don't use TER general discussion board as my main way to find providers.  There are some I've gotten to know,  but boards are mostly for fun and bs.  Lol

Blowing Chunks 1432 reads
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mrfisher 108 Reviews 1510 reads
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or he'll strike you with his whangee* cane!

8o)

GaGambler 1068 reads
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but I am willing to take your word for it, but still, pics would be nice. lol

hbyist+truth=;( 1165 reads
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Alas the "kiss and made up" is more rhetorical that literal. Sorry GaG.

2labman 26 Reviews 1512 reads
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It should be only of their dick.  Providers can try to match it up with a handle.  Might be fun.

Hobbyists, please submit pictures of YOUR OWN DICK, PLEASE!

(frantically Googling "John Holmes"

Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 1518 reads
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And that "Happy" song is playing in my head - with visions of both of you joyously prancing around!
(actually, you really are two of my favorites here :o)

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1607 reads
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They know.

Posted By: perfectstorm
They wouldn't know if I were giving them Franklins, Hamiltons, or Washingtons! :D  
 

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