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thirsty, do you know if they have a women studies dept?
GirlinDC 4 Reviews 3564 reads
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I would be interested in applying...here's my submission letter.

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If you appreciate anything that I’ve brought to TER over the last few years, please help me!

I am applying for Dean of Admissions/Athletic Director at the linked institution. I could really use a few letters of recommendation! I see this as an opportunity to get involved on the cutting edge of higher education.

Thanks in advance for your assistance.

thirsty

I am going to send all of my girls to this school so we can put college educated on all of their bio's LOL

Thirsy, Will you be offering trampolene jumping , sexuall gymnastics and jello wrestling as part of the athletic program?

If so you have my recommendation!

Jill;)


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and establish a scholarship in the name of "TER Boston"? ;)

thirsty

and can we come to the Deans office if we are naughty to get a spanking?.. We promise to bring the Dean a Sam Adam's! And Angie promises to keep her skirt and panties on ! ( i think)


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That's no way to earn extra credit! ;)

thirsty

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about my always dropping my skirt and loosing my panties.
I just can't seem to promise to keep anything on these days! :)
BTW, I am teaching at this school.
Cocking Sucking Fetishes (400 level class though). A couple of guests including, Melinda, Angel, and Betty SNJ of course.
How to Take Your Clothes off Without Them Ever Hitting The Floor. Special appearance by Ciara.
Capedude and I are making a special appearance on "How to Make A Problem with Humor: Specialization: Shilling. This is for the older crowds who think they are sneay. SPecialized class to call people out. (You know we love to mess around like that.)
Lastly, Thirsty will make a Guest appearance on
"Discussions of Giving Head Without Arms".
(SEE THREAD BELOW.)
Thanks For attending These classes. I am sure we will get scholarships to all.
Since we are the pro's right.

Thank you.
AngieRenee
(Naked again)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO


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With a special emphasise on the importance of removing your watch before taking the puppetry class. ;)

thirsty

WC Dean of Admissions2517 reads

If any lady cums across it, let me know. ;)

Puppetry-dude, don't even bother to look for it. There isn't enough alcohol in the world!!!

thirsty

Whose going to be head of my class :)!

I'll give head to any lady with class, and you certainly qualify!  ;-)

Once you get hired, will you change the staff? Looks like kim might Bobbitize a client or two.

http://www.bayswan.org/swfest2005/kym.html

grade the oral exams! ;-)

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Thirsty,

I will pay the $30.00 for the webcam class for you :) !!

I think you'd be the perfect instructor for our "Introduction to Moaning and Other Creative Sounds" course.

thirsty

zhi282236 reads

I love it hehe  If i help will you give me a good refence to some of these fine ladies. Still trying to meet but i have no refences.

“The Girl From Nymphomania”  by Antonio Carlos Jomama, lyrics upon request as they much to randy for hear.  (yes even here)  ;-)

(sung to the melody of the Girl From Impanema)

Thirsty,
As the future athletic director of whore college, I want to give you some special words to share with those unfortunate ladies who do not make the cut:

"Remember sweetheart, if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

Go Whores!

Beat the Cocks, Leave 'em Limp!

I hereby appoint Brimmer225 Head Cheerleader!

thirsty

Beat the Cocks, Leave 'em Limp!

P.S. Head Cheerleader? What a setup! ;)

The Whores are definitely a team that I can get behind.

to provide rimshot sound effects for this thread! ;)

thirsty

huh-huh...huh-huh, Thirsty said "rimshot".

I would be interested in applying...here's my submission letter.

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for introduction to Grecian Lanquage Studies 169.  I have left a sylibus at the book store which includes the text, "Learn to Speak Greek Without a Sticky Tongue"  and "How Cramming for the Greek Language Can Be Fun."

Also please see the sylibutt for required lab supplies including the new to the market lubricant "Grecian Formula for Men and/or Women."

All students must meet privately with me in my office (which is the Motel 6 just off campus) for private guidance and tutoring prior to attending our class and group lab.

Hair Professor B. Schticken-Hind-dude  ;-)

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Professor Wagstaff speaks very highly of you!

thirsty

University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople where I taught with the great professor, Peter Schikle who has unearthed the great works of PDQ Bach and my favorite job at Fordham University in NYC more fondly referred to as FU-NY!

the ABA has their annual board meetings at Whore College.

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ha ha ha lol........I thought this was  rather peculiar.......(Im thinking....now why would he broadcast where he is applying for a job here) hmmmm.....then I read the link! lol.... lol.....Your funny! :) ROFLMAO!!!  This is great!  You made my day Thirsty! Thanks! :)  lol  Lisa of Boston :) *smile*

Well at least we know how to have fun here and most of us didn't even end up breathing hard. Although those who were breathing hard probably had more fun! ;)

thirsty

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