Review: Zoe Saint Laurent

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Hey Victoria,

You are 'drop my pants' gorgeous and far, far better looking in person than in photos-think a shorter Beyonce with better legs. Beyond your looks, you are a "sexorcist", expunging some of my demons. You exorcised my fears that women in your price category have forgotten how to connect and have fun-you did both. You banished my fear of Las Vegas ladies who are dour and sour-you were gleeful and sweet. You ousted my reluctance to repeat with narcissisisitic African-American women-you were concerned with pleasing me and I hope you were pleased, too. From your flirty texts to the choice of a song and all that occurred along the way, you have been off the charts fantastic, a realized wet dream. For the VIPs, pull up Sade's "The Sweetest Taboo" and sing along to "Victoria's Taboo". Non-VIPs, do yourselves a favor and see her.