Review: Ava / Emma

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TL;DR - had high hopes for a good massage and nice ending, but was disappointed. Not a great massage. Didn't feel like the experience was worth it. Didn't feel a great connection with the provider. Though, I could tell she tried to give a sincere effort and be professional, just not at all what was advertised.

Some context here: I am a massage aficionado. I love a good massage, and have been to some excellent massage therapists. The very best ones don't really ask about pressure. They intuitively strike the perfect balance between relieving muscular tension and making the massage relaxing. The best massage therapists don't cause discomfort with too much pressure, nor do they "do nothing" with too little. They get it just right.

However, when I get a professional massage with a legit therapist, I'm always craving more, especially some sort of sexual release if the therapist is half-decent looking. Great massage therapists make you feel loved and nurtured, which is nice. But I want just a tad of action at the very end, which is something professionals don't really do!

So this is how I found and why I booked Ava. She advertised herself on Tryst as a CMT: "advanced training in deep tissue, Swedish, sports massage, and fully body stretching". Hey, do I'm very athletic and would love some actual therapy on my often tight muscles. Further, she says "our session is very loving & sensual, can be deep tissue or light touch but is structured around a full-body massage and stretching. I am trained in sports injury healing techniques and can focus on specific areas of pain that are causing you problems." Wow, sounds great...

Sure, perhaps I was a sucker to believe this crap. But let me tell you boys, it's hogwash. Not that sensual and she sure as hell isn't some sort of advanced CMT. This massage felt like it was something I'd get for $10 in some shady alley in Bangkok.