That's NOT April Fools.
"Ponzone arrested with three providers. Overcrowding forced them all to be "housed" in the SAME cell overnight!" Now, THAT'S April Fools!!!
That ain't funny. What IS funny? "USA Today reports that, in fact, The Goat DOES have a ten-inch schwanstuke! A largely female crowd has been at his house since the story broke. . . ." Now, THAT would be funny. Unfortunately.
News about LE activities bothering Philly and NY appear almost weekly. What makes DC so great for providing and hobbying is that LE activities are very low. The Fairfax incident was one rare bust I heard for a long time.
No matter WHAT the context.
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