I'm going to be visiting DC in September on business and going to be staying near the L'Enfant Plaza. Are there any AMPs or massage parlors near there (or within a metro ride) that provide more than just a rub?
Not a whole lot of those businesses near L'Enfant Plaza, and you'd be a stone's throw from Southeast. You do not want to go wandering around over there. Your best bet would be hopping on the Metro towards Northern VA. I suggest the Blue line (Franconia-Springfield) or Orange Line (Vienna Fairfax). You may have to take a short Uber after getting out of the train.
L'Enfant Plaza, named after architect Pierre Charles L'Enfant, is a lively commercial cent...
L'Enfant Plaza has a variety of shops and services, including a food court with over 20 restaurants. It also has an outdoor square, 1,800 parking spaces, and indoor access to the Metro. The L'Enfant Plaza station is an intermodal transit station complex that includes an underground Washington Metro rapid transit station and an elevated Virginia Railway Express commuter rail station. The station serves the Blue, Orange, Silver, Green, and Yellow lines.
Take the advice to venture into Northern Virginia.
This is complete foolishness that should be ignored. Anybody who says "stay away from SE" knows nothing about the city.
That said, unfortunately there is no AMP scene in DC any longer. It's been dead for many years now. In it's heyday was as good as it gets but that is long gone, and if you choose to head out to Va or MD for an AMP you are definitely taking a risk. Your best bet is going to be a provider from Eros.
I would add Greenbelt to the mix. You could take the Green Line from L'Enfant Plaza all the way to the north end (Greenbelt). From there, it would be a short Uber ride to four AMPs, all of which are similar in cost, provider age, and services. You could also take the Silver Line to Tysons Corner. There is at least one AAMP within walking distance. Happy to communicate by PM with more details.
is not a big deal... also you can take the metro.
I find rubmaps.ch pretty reliable when I’m traveling. As a non member you can’t see details beyond house fee but you can tell which places are up based on quantity of reviews and how recent