Are your eyes weary from browsing the shelves and poring over author after author; are you ready to settle on your next favorite piece of prose? As a transgender paramour, I found myself born into duality and thusly carved myself a life from a delicious blend of naïve Midwestern puritanism and an unquenchable lust for self-indulgence. Naturally fair, freckled, and feminine, I have developed a reputation for eliciting delight in the small, quiet moments while still finding comfort in turning up for intoxicating jaunts into hedonism. While raised with a farmhand's ethic, I was also university educated; versatility has defined my life. From Michelin three stars to twenty-four-hour diners, ballparks to orchestra halls, I am thoroughly versed in finding and sharing life's pleasures. A six-foot tall avid cyclist, my lean legs seem to run for miles. Always a fresh face bursting with energy and a drive to explore, perhaps it's time to finally make each other's acquaintance.