The Erotic Highway

Here's a new one, at least for me
robinscompany 76 Reviews 226 reads
posted
1 / 7

This was in a recent SB that liked me. "If you read carefully you will see my cell number and I will like to have a conversation from you Actually, this is new to me, I really don’t know what to put on here, but we can prolly get to know more about each other."  Not sure what "prolly" means, lol

Any brothers here have similar contacts.

sweetman 93 Reviews 1 reads
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2 / 7

English is a very difficult language to master in all of its nuances if you weren't raised with it.  I've read many profiles, and hear many non native speakers, make this same kind of mistake: I will like to have a conversation from you, instead of I would like to have a conversation with you.  Usually, in my experience, this kind of error means her native language is Spanish. (but there could be others)  This kind of misuse of the language is not in itself a red flag.  But it does mean you need to be crystal clear in your communications.  I wouldn't kick her out of bed if that's her only flaw!

Hobbyist1958 1 Reviews 3 reads
posted
3 / 7

To Y and Z it means probably.

impposter 49 Reviews 9 reads
posted
4 / 7

I agree ... but it isn't just non-native speakers. English vernacular is full of phonetic contractions and skipped letters. Even "hip" native speakers will WRITE the SPOKEN lingo PHONETICALLY (to be hip). Unfortunately, a lot of younger speakers don't actually know the correct words and grammar and prolly think that prolly, dunno, wanna, etc. are actual (correct) words.  
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Whaddya think I mean? I dunno. Coulda, woulda, shoulda ...  
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http://speechling.com/blog/how-to-speak-informal-english-slang-contractions-and-more/
I’m going to ---> I’m gonna or Imma (Imma--some, but not many, spell it I’ma)
I don’t know--->I dunno
I shouldn’t--->I shoulda
I couldn’t--->I coulda
I wouldn’t---> I woulda
I had to--->I hadda
I have to---> I hafta
She has to---> She hasta
I want to--->I wanna
I have to go--->I gotta go
I need to--->I needa
What’re you doing---?What-chu doing (or what-cha)
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And prolly is probably probably. No ... make that: prolly IS probably.

Posted By: Hobbyist1958
Re: prolly
To Y and Z it means probably.
I wonder if we can put the blame on Nabisco for coming up with Uneeda Biscuit in 1890?

herbtcat 6 Reviews 1 reads
posted
5 / 7

This part was the 1st red flag:
""If you read carefully you will see my cell number"

 
No legit POT would put her cell number IN her profile. In addition to violating the site's TOS/Rules, it opens the gate to any stalker, creep, and scammer to spam call her bypassing the process to allow POT's to decide which SD's they want to connect with.  

 
Whatever her background, origin, or education, or "street" status, putting your number in your profile makes it an ad. She is a pro. Maybe a pro hooker, maybe a pro scammer. But definitely a pro,  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

impposter 49 Reviews 5 reads
posted
6 / 7

I have NO idea what the profile actually said, but was she using leet or 1337 speak?  
"  [422  ^^3   "
"C A L L  M E "
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Did she 5 |o 3 |_ |_  (S P E L L) out her number in leet?

Posted By: herbtcat
Re: "If you read carefully..."
This part was the 1st red flag:  
 ""If you read carefully you will see my cell number"  ...

No legit POT would put her cell number IN her profile. ...
Maybe it's her way of screening by only being understandable to hackers, nerds, and geeks. :-)

robinscompany 76 Reviews 1 reads
posted
7 / 7

She broke her phone number up in several sections of her posting

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