but is getting off on spanking "wrong"?

I Think My Problem Started Because My Parents Didn't Spank Me Personally. They Had....

a really hot nun, in a mini-skirt habit wearing thigh-high leather boots with 6 inch heals give me all my spankings.  She used one of those big lollipos to spank me and insisted on tasting it between each swat.  

When I was really bad, she would put nipple clamps on both nipples and clothespins on my scrotum and make me keep an egg in my mouth as she spanked me and if I broke the egg, I had to recite the alphabet with her inserting an anal thermometer everytime I got to a vowel...and sometimes the letter y.

Of course she kissed my wounds better when she was done and made me thank her for every kiss by massaging her toes with my mouth and tongue.

Pretty standard childhood, but my team of shrinks tend to think it may have caused some of my problems...who knows.