NM, you can't do this fast enough. The peace of mind of every man (and many women) on this board depends on it! I am not going to be able to sleep.
The very THOUGHT of that cute little plug in there filling you is something I personally cherish. It will be good for you and make a really positive contribution to world peace! Jesus wants you to do it! (he has an ass fetish).
Remember, the first really great scene in a porn film is the devil sliding a butt plug into Ms Jones. That scene sent a real message of hope to the world!!
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