I've got say that this is the funniest link anyone has sent me in ages...
http://ironhymen.com/
Testimonials from the site:
'Muffy P.: "OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"'
Morgan
Hmmmm, now which teddy bear do I want, the "Sex is for FAGS" teddy bear, or the "Iron Hyman" teddy bear ??
Sex is for FAGS:
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/get_latest_product_view.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=9859921&pr=F
Iron Hyman:
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/get_latest_product_view.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=9859988&pr=F
Geez, I just can't seem to make up my mind......
If you get one of each, you can arrange them into positions of perverted carnal lust.
Fun for the whole family!
Morgan