I read a review where the guy described his dick as an "8 inch tanned ripped cock." He wants to exaggerate his length - OK. But "tanned?" WTF is that? And "ripped" - LOL! Does his dick have a six-pack? How did his cock get ripped? Did he hang weights from it and do pull-ups with it?
"Tanning is the process of treating skins and hides of animals to produce leather. ... Tanning hide into leather involves a process which permanently alters the protein structure of skin, making it more durable and less susceptible to decomposition, and also possibly coloring it." There's the tanned. After that process, it could be ripped.
But it was caused by a girl wearing braces. I was out of action for two weeks as a result. It left me permanently scarred (no pun intended) about receiving BJ's from girls wearing braces.
"Ripped" refers to when the erect cock appears to have very thin skin, the veins are super prominent, and basically has an appearance similar to "ripped to shreds" competitive bodybuilders who have virtually eliminated all water & body fat.
Let's just say I have way too much interest in adult-industry knowledge/terms, and am always interested in learning more about the all-powerful penis.
You know those Ab master things...maybe if you strap a couple of vibrators to your dick ??? A shortcut to that beach ready ripped dick we all dream of lmao
Since it's well known I have a tiny winky, and the more I drink the more exaggerate, I would say it's fair to guess this clown is in the same frame of mind. Therefore, his own description of his tally-whacker is a farce and then his review would be also. But that's just me....
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