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Re: Tampa -- once the Destination for SC
Sounds like you might have followed the old usenet newsgroup rec.arts.strip-clubs.
(BRING BACK THE HARMONY TO NYC!!)
Been wanting to come to Tampa for a while, and wanted to explore some strip clubs. Never been to Tampa, and wanted to explore the city, but recently found that Hillsborough county has law which prohibits fully nude clubs from serving alcohol. I am spoilt by Miami area strip clubs like Cheetah, Scarlets, and Tootsies where anything goes.
Any exceptions in Tampa like they have in Vegas for Palomino club? Anyone grandfathered in? So far I have only researched Mons Venus and 2001 Odyssey. Before spending ton of time researching and finding same outcome, though best to ask any strip club affectionados out here
**Originally posted this on Florida board, which is dead as a doornail. So posting it here..Usually wouldn't have posted since this is regional crap and best if stays on Regional Board, but I have seen some real stupid and irrelevant shit here like one girl making light of a person committing suicide. So this really beats all that crap hands down***
Mons Venus was legendary in the day ('80's) ... it had the Holy Trinity of Nudity, Alcohol and FRICTION.
For those not familiar with the term, Friction meant a nude stripper would sit on your lap and ride you until ...
Oh, and in recession-ravaged 80's Florida, absolutely slam-banging talent.
Lots of tips about what to wear, so when you had an "emission" in your pants, it wouldn't show.
I never got there, one of my regrets in life.
I'd go to the clubs in South Beach (Miami), in he 90's, but they had been taken over by Russians, and it just wasn't the same. No nudity, for starters.
Sounds like you might have followed the old usenet newsgroup rec.arts.strip-clubs.
(BRING BACK THE HARMONY TO NYC!!)
Ah, my friend .. I dream about the "The Businessman's Lunch" at the Harmony. Can you imagine something like that today?
I think that menu was available at the Harmony just north of Times Square which was before my time. I knew the appetizers available at Harmony on 23rd(?) or 22nd(?) and at Harmony on Church St..
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I remember my first time at the place on 22nd. I went for a "wall dance" with a cute chica and while grinding away, she asked, "You want to put it in?" I was not prepared for that (cash wise)! I had to decline. But I could almost always count on the Harmony for a good time. They always came in handy. (Rim shot.)
BTW, you can still get friction, booze and full nudity in Miami clubs.. I was just there in August, and although Delta was surging, you wouldn't have known that in the club.
Also, back in the early 80s, I was a baby.. LOL.
Anyone got any recent experience? More like 2020 or 2021..
Not fully nude but if you’re looking for a similar experience to Tootsie’s, etc. then you need to cross the causeway to Clearwater/St. Pete. Atlantis, Oz, Diamond Dolls in that order.
Thanks for the tips.. I will consider it, but I kinda love fully nude. I don't care much to look at the pussy, but what really bothers me is the pasties they put on the nipples/areolae. That really is a boner killer for me, and it looks so bad.. Just terrible aesthetics.
Also one thing I hope to find in Tampa is women who speak fuckin' English.. I mean we live in United States or what.. Gawd !! I love Miami, but the Cubans over there don't speak a lick of English. I found like 3 English speaking girls at Tootsies in August. 2 White and 1 Latina (raised here). So guess where my money went.. LOL. I admit.. I am a chatty and an outgoing person, and I like to talk. I talk w/ everyone. But I ain't learning Spanish. Fuck that !
BTW, Nice handle.. You aren't a Unix admin by profession are you LOL.
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Wow, just slightly bigoted are we ? Jeez here’s hoping you don’t find what you’re looking for with thoughts like that.
people speak English when they are living in United States of America. I am not against people speaking other languages. Heck ! I speak 2 languages in addition to English. English is like my 3rd language.
I think American kids are handicapped by the fact that they don't learn more than one language is school. Yeah sure.. They take couple of yrs of Spanish or French, but that's not true learning. That's just passing your tests and getting a grade.. You go to Asia or Europe most folks these days speak multiple languages. So absolutely nothing wrong in expecting folks who are living in this country to speak decent enough English to have conversation w/ them.
Will discreetly let you bring a cup out and back in to drink your own( I didn't) and there's even a place within walking distance to buy beer.....and the talent was very good and pretty friendly! I ended up there recently to check it out after a provider flaked on an appointment and I was unable to arrange a replacement for her. Helped me "finish" the evening on a positive note!
Recommended if you like strip clubs. Also it was not smoky in there. I guess they vape now instead of cigs...
Also it was Not very crowded when I went... for me that was a plus.
That would work out the best of me I think... I am not a big hard liquor guy. I mean I will occasionally have a Martini, a Moscow Mule or a Margarita at a swanky place, but I can't see myself smuggling rum and coke in a plastic glass pretending it to be soda. But going across the street and getting nice buzz, then coming back and having a good time sounds like a good idea.
I lived in Tampa at one point when I attended the Mons. Once I moved back to my hometown after living in Tampa, all other strip clubs seemed boring. There is mention of some wanting adult beverages at the club. At the Mons, I discovered that a cold bottled water was better. Having the girls grind on you and you grind back, it was like a workout. I recommend not wearing underwear and blue jeans. The underwear gets in the way and the blue jeans chafes the girls. When I lived there, there was a car wash next door. Not sure if it’s still there. I used to have my car washed and waxed while inside the Mons. I even dated one of the dancers for a while. She was bi and would bring her girl friends by. The dances used to be negotiable but not sure about now. Most of the girls there were beautiful. Have fun. I’m jealous.
I've never heard of anyone making bottled water sound so sexy.. LOL.. Whatever works for you.
I usually like to go with bottled Modelo, Corona or Budweiser (in that order). As far as clothes, I like to wear a nice semi formal slacks and a button down shirt. One thing I have heard from many is always wear good quality shoes and a good quality cologne.
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