...bring some strap-ons, so if, perchance, you can't get up, someone will still be able to "get some".

My hunch is that just thought of the mini prison-rape scene will scare you into an erection, but just in case -- make sure you don't eat anything solid on Thursday or Friday. I don't imagine you'd want to be passing anything "bulky" on Saturday.

Glad I could help.

Maybe I missed this obvious point, but here it is.  There are several companies who will take your medical info over the internet, then prescribe you V or L per your request, then ship it to you overnight.  I have found KwikMed very reliable.  

You should answer the questions to the best of your ability and, IMO, truthfully.  You will probably get the scrip unless you say you do not have erectile dysfunction or if you are counter-indicated because of heart problems or meds such as nitroglycerine -- in which case you shouldnt be taking V or L.  If your concern is blood pressure, my .02 cents is that V actually lowers bp and that if you are still concerned it is a good idea to start with a lower dose (e.g. 50mg V).

KwikMed ships overnight to most states. My experience with them has been very good. They were reviewed by the Wall Street Journal I believe in November and have a Utah Pharmacy license.

Get 2 lollipop sticks and some duct tape. The girls won't know the difference.

.....and by the way, why did you make appointments with 2 twenty-something gals if you didn't have a parachute ?  How did you get yourself into this "mess" (yes, I put that in quotes because it's one helluva nice mess to be in).

As a medic, I STRONGLY advise you to see your Doctor and get ALL the information about the use of the class of drugs you seek.

What is more important, your over-all health, or screwing two woman for a night? The use of these drugs are ONLY advised for those men who have gotten a FULL physical from a DOCTOR.

As with all drugs, there is a DOWN SIDE to their use. Be darn sure that is what you want to do and that your doctor, is a part of that decision.

If those woman are that interested in you...they will work around the fact of your age......

Don't be a d**n fool with your life...see your MD.

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Just leave your insurance card on the nightstand so the EMTs will know you've got health insurance and your a paying customer. You'll get better treatment in the ER.

As has been stated you do need a physical before taking this sort of medication. Remember your family (and the 2 girls) would have a rather difficult time should you go the internet route and have a bad reaction. Two, not all internet sources are reliable in providing what they advertise thus an additional risk to your health. Three we girls can work with you as you are. Remember we all want to see u posting Saturday and if you risk and fail you may not be able to.
Now on the reluctance to see Dr. If it is insurance and billing etc, as stated pay cash. If it is just that you are worried of family finding out, remember the Dr. is obligated to follow laws concerning patient confidentiality. Also you do not need to tell him that you are about to have the time of your life with 2 young ladies anxious to fulfill your every desire, just tell him you have been having a bit of a problem from time to time lately.
Finaly party hard but party safe

Go to your doctor. Tell him you have occasional trouble getting it up or keeping it hard. I'll bet you can get him to give you some goodies from his sample collection. Believe me, all doctors have a ton of samples of these drugs. Just say you want to try it once or twice before you pay for a prescription.

Mexico. Worked for me, and cheap. TJ is just a few hours drive, and if you are really that desperate...there are a ton of legit pharmacies there.