And here I am at a computer without my smiley links. I gotta great one for this. 
I'm glad he didn't discover this during an autopsy.
-- Modified on 1/27/2005 6:24:33 PM
...had he signed his organ donor card he'd've been drawn-and-quartered whilst still alive.
Don't have a link, but several years ago (true story) a 19 year old girl fell through ice while skating and was declared dead. An employee of the morgue had sex with the body, which warmed her up and she came to...during the act.
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