Women: remember your mother's advice about wearing clean underwear in public.....just in case you ended up in the hospital?
Well, apparently the 21st Century version of that advice is to NOT wear a vibrator in public if you are by yourself. A 33 year old Welsh housewife (whose sex life may have become dull) wore vibrating "Passion Pants" to the market, became so aroused that she fainted, and hit her head as she fell, the vibrator still buzzing away. A trip to the hospital followed.
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