Can my penis be a deduction?
The facts
1 Most of the time he is just hanging around not doing much of anything.
2 sometimes he is hard up.
3 on occasion he is in the hole.
In addition too the above he has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Now it would not be a very big deduction but every little bit helps.
DEDUCTABLE????
Thank You
-- Modified on 2/11/2005 6:08:08 AM
...deductable, but you might think of declaring him a dependent. On the other hand, if you got audited, think what the penalties might be...... MA
Quite frequently he is pissed off..........
-- Modified on 2/11/2005 11:31:40 AM
-- Modified on 2/11/2005 11:16:20 AM
IRS Code B
Book 4
Section I
Sub-section 4
Paragraph Q
Line U
Do You have any money........if yes.....send it all
if no .....send some anyway
Thank you
Ps now I have to research how to stop F'n up all these posts
again sorry about all the deletions
under the Americans with Disabilities Act.
You go thru life having even your parents giggle when you drop your draws....you'd see what I mean.
NDtBF
You could write it off as liability, and property depreciation. Also any 'dependents' which may have occured as a result of you having a penis.
Just my two cents.