Let’s hear about people’s worst pornstar sessions, and why.

... Yasmine Pendavis. You can look up her half dozen or so videos at PornHub.

Around 2012-ish I was planning a trip to Las Vegas about 2 months in advance. I researched PS providers in the area and was delighted to see one of my favorites from her era was available. I reached directly out through her email and we set a day, time and location.  The rate was acceptable (sub $600) and her reviews were mostly good, promising near PSE level service.  

Have sessioned with quite a few porn stars over the years. Almost all of them except for my Chasey Lain "experience" last year, have been for the most part decent to really great.

For me it was Allie Sin. Completely ghosted when she was in NYC not too long ago. I’ve always had great experiences with others, especially when I was booking though TLC. But this one I had scheduled days in advanced, reached out through Eros, gmail addy. Got confirmation, not sure if porn companions was managing, but showed up the day of on time. Emailed several times, no response, waited an entire hour outside of the midtown hotel I was told to be at. Nothing, no response. Completely ghosted. Worst experience I’ve had so far.  

Got a few.  

1990 or 1991 AVN awards..my band in town to play private party for event...back stage at Tropicana...met Zara Whites!!!!...in person..shook her hand,kissed her on the neck...had full pulsating cock emptying orgasm...visible wet stain...she saw the fear in my eyes...smiled,said"impressive-you...learn to share..maybe...find me"....thats it... i never had the chance...

Years ago, i booked an overnight session w/a young lady by the name of Roxy who i saw on HX's website (it was like 700 or somewhere like that). I work nights so when i got home the night before, i came home to receive like 7 or 8 msgs from her trying to confirm it, last on stating to call her asap or it'd be cxld. I called her and left a VM to confirm it. We met that night, played like 2x, we ate dinner, then tried doing a 3rd rd but then she tells me she's allergic to latex condoms. So im like, "why didnt you tell me this so that i couldve gotten other condoms". I dont remember her reply but she went and showered to see if that would help w/the reaction, which it didnt.  She left saying she'd try to return later if she was feeling better. Last text i got from her was next morning was her saying she went to the hospital and didnt get home til that morning. I think we only spent like 5 hours total together including dinner. I read on HX a few months later that she had retired from escorting and was getting married, which she kept getting texts from him all thru the session.

Holly Body once fell asleep and wouldn't wake up. She hadn't slept in days she said and after round 1 I went the the bathroom and when I came out, she was out cold and wouldn't wake up. I have seen Holly multiple times and she always delivered. She made it up to me the next time she was in NY.

And after reading your last paragraph,  I’m guessing you were as drunk as she was when you wrote this...

Think he's talking about Farrah aka Joy Marquart?

Wasn't exactly sure who you were talking about, so I copied 'Farrah aka Joy Marquart' into a search engine and this is what popped up... Looks like her trouble was a bit more than taking an extra tip from someones wallet while he was up to relieve himself...

Yup, that's the Farrah. Beautiful girl and everything was fine until she had a few drinks. Having seen close to 50 porn stars, she turned into the craziest one of them all.

Correcting myself on this one: I got the Allie’s confused. I meant Allie Nicole. Apologies on the confusion.

I had Kleio Valentina booked, through her agency, 20 minutes prior to her showing up I got a phone call saying her car broke down (not what she was posting on Twitter)  
I booked Kenzie Taylor instead 😉 for the next day.

She’s intelligent, meticulous in appearance,  attractive, huge man made boobs for sex, and cold.  Real mind fu*#.  

What the heck is a preflight checklist???

First bad experience was my first time ever with a porn star, and that was ages ago (pre-Internet, she had an ad in a paper) with Veronica Brazil. She spent most of the session smoking weed and staring at herself in a mirror. I'll note that I ran into her many years later when she was a house dancer and some of those private dances were as good as it gets, really miss her. But that first time, ugh.

Sorry to hear your Cytherea story. I saw her a number of years back when she came to NY and had a great time. Lots of fun.  I did notice a flighty/nervous personality so I can see her being a YMMV situation.

Maybe you don't get along with Libras?

From my opinion I've noticed you have to take both someone's Sun/moon sign into the equation of your personality..

BPD/anti-social personality disorder/other issues. Was a psych minor in college. Either way while you know this hobby has shades of grey, like any service if showing respect courtesy in many different ways as a client for something the provider should do the same without in return w/o saying.

im guessing it was a, "what specific activities are allowed" list eg CIM, COF, BBBJ, et. al

What Alexis won’t allow you to do....  like cim but also included mundane things like hugging, more than on the mouth kissing,  oral contact on parts of her body, etc..  Alexis pointedly said to me her porn work was one of fiction  and didn’t reflect who she was in person and willingness to engage....she shouldn’t have been providing.     If I had been inexperienced  it would have messed me up.  Can’t stand her.

same  she was prob the worst Porn star i've seen. I was able to LFK but no DFk. and that i needed to do things to her a certain way or it would hurt her. I read her reviews and thought it would be the same but it wasn't. She was on my bucket list of porn stars.

This is a repost from a prior thread about my experience with Alex. I do believe it also applies here since it was in fact my worst experience with a porn star:

That sucks.  

I have had many great experiences with different porn actresses.  My adventures with Tanner Mayes have been described in another thread. Even those were great experiences.

What lesson can one learn from your burn, my sad Cat, monger brother??!!

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If you can't fuck a porn star in Vegas, you can always get fucked by playing craps?  

There's a fairly unfortunate recent thread on reddit about her and this very subject. Figured since she got slaugthered by multiple people on there id stay out of that one. Why beat a dead horse. But yes its too bad.

Okay, so it was nearly 15 years ago at this point, but I did write a review about it.

There is no reason when you think about it that a porn encounter could not go wrong, if anything maybe we fantasm too much about them so have too big expectation. Last week i met a regular provider that i follow on twitter and despite the session being decent (nothing majorly bad) i had such expectations due to her postings, reviews etc, that i felt disapointed in my session (her look was as great as expected, but chemistry was not really there). The difference tough is i paid 240$ for that session... not the 1200-1500$US a pornstar would cost.

Made sure she was legit (didn't confuse her with Megan Rain), chatted, screened and she wanted a ridiculous deposit, but hey YOLO. On the day of she no showed, said shooting went over. Then she contacted me two more times to try the same thing, with increased deposits! Of the three times she fooled me twice, not my proudest moment, but not the third time! Maybe a fourth time, real pretty girl

Didn’t know you could green screen anal?

Was in L.A. for a bachelor party, and prebooked with a deposit w/ an agency.  
Agency’s confirms the day of the date. I was so excited to see her based on her film work and huge breasts.  
She arrived 3 hours late. She seemed all high on drugs and booze. She wore no makeup and looked nothing like herself other than the size of her boobs. She demanded the money upfront plus the deposit. She said the agency screws her. It was either pay in cash or try or get nothing.  I thought with my little head. She took her minidress off. Her body was lumpy and bruised. She gave me a hand job while looking at her phone than while in midstroke  ran into the bathroom with her giant bag.  
5-10 minutes later, I knock on door with no response. Another 10 minutes I jimmied the door open and find her passed out naked with her drug paraphernalia. She was breathing put totally passed out.  She wouldn’t wake up. I did get to teabag her and take some pictures which was the only good thing.  
She woke up 2 hours later and asked me to get her a cab. I escorted her out of the hotel and poured her into a cab.  

Ugh. Unfortunately I've heard many stories like this. I met her once in 2011. It was pretty run of the mill, but nothing to complain about. I tried to repeat in 2015 and was warned by all agencies they no longer worked with her, and that I should stay away. But I booked her direct.

Really sorry to hear that about Tiffany and I guess I should consider myself lucky. Saw her in October of 2017 (my review is in here) and it was the best provider experience I've ever had. Thought about reconnecting with her but after reading this I think I'll pass.

She’s way into it….  I was going to mention it as she’s starting biz.

This is about 12 years ago. She was nice enough, not quite as attractive as pix, had a place in very high end hotel, looked great but totally faxed it in. Very expensive at the time and she pretty much laid there and had no engagement at all. Live and learn, I guess.

Just lays there and doesn't go out of her way to make you feel special or valued.  Nice lady but not worth the time and $.  

Spot on !!! I had exactly the same experience..ever since..refuse to watch her movies,,

...completely opposite experience that you described.

Must be a YMMV thing then, my experience was very much like what he described.

She was my ultimate fantasy and I was so let down. She just  had a child about 10 months before and she let herself go even afterwards .    Very lackluster and ordinary.  BJ was ehh  Anal was nothing to speak of...boring

Quinn Actually was a fun session, So long ago

What kind of drama did Gia Milana have?

With over 300 reviews written Candice Nicole is one of the only " 1"  performance review I have ever written absolutely the WORST session ever.  She shows up I have the donation that she requested on the coffee table. She scoops up the money and begins to rub my crotch. Making sure I was nice and hard and I suppose  she hoped I would be thinking with my little head she begins an upsell that would make a stripper blush.  Stating she doesn't do full service.    I kicked her scamming ass out of my house.....but she got me for the loot.
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/detail/candice-nicole-review-by-christophtrac-726764

Took a shower together, did some role play, had a great time.  Last time I saw her was two weeks ago at 9:00 pm in L.A.  She was leaving the next morning at 6:30 am for NY.  It didn't affect things at all.  There was no rush to get me out.  When she told me she was leaving so early the next morning, I told her I would have been glad to come earlier if she had mentioned it.  She said: "No worries" even though she was staying in the Valley and flying from LAX.

Just had the worst session ever by pornstar or provider with Nicolette Shea.  Arrived 2 hours late and was a total dead fish.  Would NOT recommend.

A long time or a REALLY long time?

I had tried to book Uma 4-5 times but our times never lined up.  Finally the times lined up in 2018 and was able to book at a suite in downtown LA and got the confrontation text about 5 hours prior and asked to move back a couple hours due to traffic around the original time which wasn't a big deal.  The time comes and go and nothing, texted the number from the confirmation earlier and no reply until the middle of the night expressing how sorry they were and that they feel asleep and could be there in the morning which was no good since I went home and had to go to work that day.  
In the summer of 2019  I tried again and setting up was a breeze, got the room and set the time for 8pm so we both could avoid most of the freeway traffic around LA so all was good, 730 comes around and get the text asking if everything is still good and to confirm and I replied yes and was told great she is on the way and will be there at 8.  Right at 8 there is a knock on the door and its Uma Jolie, open the door to greet her and she is just as beautiful in person as she is on film but she smells like a smoke shack.  I'm fine with smokers but  this was overbearing but we started to talk a little bit and within seconds I could tell she was high as hell.  Rambling and mumbling on about her driver and other nonsense for 15-20 mins and finally I had to say would you like a shower before we start I only have an hour and she declined so I said lets hit the bedroom and walk back there and we start making out and undressing and again the smoke smell was bad and really took me out of it between that and the rambling but I tried to go down but even that tasted like smoke at which point I was checked out. I flipped her over and asked if she wanted to take her sundress off and she started in another rant how it was made and needed to stay but was just above her waist so I just started and when finished I asked her if she wanted to shower then and got another rant about the dress but she did go in and rinse out her mouth before leaving.    Very disappointed but I would consider seeing her again if I seen some new reports with better experiences.  

Damn, that's wild because i met her a couple of weeks ago and had the straight PSE experience I was looking for; she was great. I've read some other bad reviews of her though and it's shocking to me. She really seems to be bi-polar or something and it's a matter of whether you catch her up or catch her down. Sorry to hear about the experience man.

I just don't think she can fake it if she doesn't like you which is like on page 1 of the Providers Handbook, right next to "get the money upfront"

Alexis Fawx was my worst, cold bitch pot head that must be thrilled marijuana’s been legalized. Nicolette close second, underwhelming.

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Seriously?   Are you shilling for her?  Most awful experience I have ever had playing.  Terrible!  Super stuck up and definitely not into having fun.  Just in it for the cash.  Pathetic!  So transparent and super unattractive.    Very sad.  And I drop a couple of grand?  Seriously!  What a waste of money!  Definitely no PSE.  Not even the lowest level.  

That was YOUR experience; not mine. I don't "shill" for anybody. As I stated, the experience I had was phenomenal; she expressed very enthusiastically that she found me attractive, so there you have it. She fucked me like a pornstar because she wanted to. If you didn't get the same, it's because she didn't like you; don't project your own misfortunes on others.

Easily 15 years ago I use to see her around town, and local gym, actually both Veronica and Seka.  They gotta be easily late 50’s.  

I’ve dealt with her twice, as I wanted to give another try but both bad experiences...  She shouldn’t be a provider.

She really shouldn't. She is genuinely terrible

Agreed.  Total rip-off.  If you are not into it, no problem.  Just don't scam for cash.  

I almost booked to see Kelly Surfer for four bennies through that contact lady of TLC. The lady kept saying Surfer and all the girls available were top notch. Looks like I lucked on finally deciding not to go through with it, as well as not using TLC. As later, weren't they shut down and exposed by the feds?

I booked with her while we were both in Vegas and after after trying to schedule an “overnight” 12 hour session at my hotel with her she agreed but wanted a $400 deposit.  We met up the Cosmopolitan bar early afternoon and had a drink and I gave her the deposit with the understanding there would be an agreed to $X,XXX coming when she arrived at my place.  She not only didn’t show up but never responded to my text messages.  When I did finally get her on the phone she was fucked up big time and had no recollection of meeting me.  It was the worst money I’ve ever wasted in this hobby over 30+ years.

Exact same experience. She totally phoned it in.

Me three.  Very disappointing.  Same time period too.  About 15 years ago.  

...everytime I see Cytherea's listing on Porn Companions I'm reminded of a story that another porn star told during an AMA on Reddit about her worst experience ever on set, and it was seeing Cytherea doing an anal scene and accidentally taking a giant shit on her co-star's dick which made such a mess and smelled so bad that they had to shut down shooting for the day and got them kicked out of the house they were filming in cause the owner was so pissed, and I'm just unable to get myself to pull the trigger on her 😅

...I won't be naming any names, but by far my worst session with a porn star started during the get-to-know-you drinks when naturally the topic of how she got into the industry came up.  

Ouch.  She should have returned the donation and paid you a therapist fee for the evening.  Some of the women in porn are pretty emotionally messed up, unfortunately.  

Yes, and perhaps paid for a therapist visit for me as well!

Same experience.  Plus I got a whiff of ass and from that point on, the Mr. Softee truck parked itself in the room.

It was several years back when she was visiting S.F.  I made and confirmed and reconfirmed an appointment with Karen. She was staying down near SFO which was close to a 2-hour drive for me, each way.  When I arrived, she picked up the phone once and hung up; after that it went right to voicemail with no response ever from her.  I guess considering what I've read here, I should consider myself lucky, huh ?

Immature, selfish and indifferent. At the time I paid her 1200 rate I could have seen at least 2 top flight non-PSEs. That agency spiraled downhill over the next few years.

A few years ago I decided to go big on a hot pornstar who shall remain nameless based on the sensitive nature of my comments! At the time she was $700, and now I think she is up to $1,000 per hour.  I watched her videos ahead of time so I knew her oral skills were exceptional. We started on the couch with some awesome kissing, and then she made her way down to begin an awesome bbbj. Things were progressing nicely, and she suggested we move to the bed. I was ready to return the favor do I put her on her back and started to move down for daty. As I moved into position, I noticed a smell coming from her bung hole that smelled… well, like a bung hole!  In 15 years of hobbying, this was the first and only time this happened to me!  My hard-on sunk like the Titanic, and I couldn’t get out of there quickly enough. At least I have a few good memories of her body and her blowjob, but otherwise - yuck!

Awh, c'mon bro!  Don't leave us hangin' like that!

Just DM me who it was

DM m who it was please

Sounds like porn stars aren't worthwhile as far as escorting. Most have probably been abused somewhere along the line, from during childhood to entering porn. Right now there really aren't any or many "Stars", at least nothing like 15-20 years ago.  Several mentioned here aren't very desirable either, nothing like 20 years ago when there were some really hot women making good money and weren't escorting during their prime.

When I started on this hobby, I was lucky enough to have met a provider that realized I was a newbie, and she kind of gave me the do's and don'ts. One of the main lessons was "pornstars make lousy companions, and it's never worth the money". So in my case, no experiences with pornstars equals no bad experiences with them.  

kind of agree-  you are almost always going to pay a premium- I've seen a few (Ryan Conner long time ago, Ayana Angel, Ava Devine / Sara Jay (double- great)-  all were good-  but seems like regular rate is 1- 1.5 k for top porn stars (or more) and there are many  comparable escorts (high end) that are in the 500-750 range-  but if it fulfills a fantasy of yours b/c you've seen her videos and can afford the premium then I say go for it-  that being said, I haven't seen a pornstar for many years and would probably unless there independent based in the 500-750 range (say for instance a Gina West out of Phoenix who I would love to see)-  

FYI Gina is a great time!

Danielle Derek rescheduled two or three times and then when a was in an uber halfway to her incall she cancelled. Saw my non-pornstar ATF the next day who was amazing.

Just like with anything else, your mileage may very. The majority of the women I see are either current or retired XXX girls and the sessions themselves have been good. There have been flakings, cash and dashes, etc. There are different price points too.

The most expensive and worst experience of my life.  Its been years since it happened but I still can not forget that horrible night. Changed my whole view on a lot of things that night. That sad part, I knew her for many years from events and club appearances and she was always so wonderful to be around, but that night she was not the same person which led to a horrible experience for me.  

I'm shocked Keisha disappointed. I've seen her and she was great. Her reviews are awesome. Maybe you just caught her on a very bad day. She's a sweetheart.

I did catch her at a very bad time in her life and she even told me so.  

I would love to hear what happened with Jayden.

Anita Queen.  Saw her maybe 10-12 years ago in Prague.  She was well known for full bush, big natural tits, anal, and a come fuck me approach.  She was shaved, had small tits , wouldn’t do anal, and repeatedly spoke about how much she hated escorting.  .  They were right when they said you should never meet your heroes.  She was top five PS of all time for me.  

I drove her in an Uber after she bought her house in Vegas.  She lost her keys so she was frustrated but going to tan.  She was friendly and a sick body.  Really hot body.

This was probably 8 years ago but scheduled a date with Lexxxi Luxe who was doing doubles with Mandy Majestic    
Had a 1:1 with Lexxxi. When I arrived at her nice hotel room. It was a disaster. She told me to be quiet because Mandy was asleep in the other room.  
She told me she was tired and hungry. She was naked except her panties.  She disappeared into the bathroom for a while. Then said something about being too tired.  I did get to she Mandy who got up. They tried to upsell a double but wasn’t buying.  The date ended up getting a tittie fuck from lexxxi as she laid on the floor. No oral.  
It was such a waste of money   I find a pair of dirty socks and panties which i kept.

She's the fucking worst

Had a business trip to UK back in early 2000's. At the time I had a thing for Welsh porn star Isabel Ice and she was working through an agency in London. Setup a meeting. Was dreaming about her outstanding BBBJ and anal talents and was really jacked to meet up with her.  
Due to traffic she showed up to my hotel almost 2 hours late. Come to find out she had just come back from Thailand and was taking up Muay Thai kickboxing fighting professionally. She was shaved almost bald with a black eye and bruises all over her body. Not to mention the weird odor from her neither regions. This "she said" was due to the spicy Thai food and her training diet.  
Cut the meeting short. SHAME when your fantasies don't live up to reality.

Ditto!  The worst!!!!

Without a doubt it was an agreed hour with Sarah Vandella last year.  She was on my favorites To Do List because of her voracious nonstop no gag DT shown in her videos.   I was excited to meet and get her famous DT experience with some additional 3 position intercourse.   It turned out to be… No touching anywhere, hands off, don’t even try to thrust into her mouth, no kissing, and pull out as soon as you cum.   DT?  What a joke!  She never got it in her throat… pretty lame overall.  She kept interrupting  the sex and reaching around and checking to be sure the condom was still on.  Total fucking waste of time?  Avoid at all opportunities!

She’s a jaded brothel escort not a pornstar

$500 and she barely did anything.  Wanted to try her again as I am a fan but she up to $700.  Too much to chance it.

I've been lucky as I have only had 3 disappointing experiences: