…are the words “Vermont Republican”. They exist? That’s like saying a “Jewish bodybuilder” or a “soft spoken Muslim” or “a reasonable feminist.”

 
 Imagine if aliens came to earth wanting to study life on this planet and came across a skunk and thought, “what a lovely friendly creature. Let pet it.” And when the aliens screamed and ran away they’d ask each other, “why does it’s asshole smell like burning tires!?!?!?”

 
I think for Vermont their version of burning tires is a Republican who was actually elected there. I guess in the grand  scheme of things, water in a tote bag is small potatoes.