He ain't getting laid! Melania is in NYC, Donald doesn't have a Monica Lewinsky, and the only female in sight is Kellyanne. And look at Kellyanne's pictures without make-up. She looks like she's 69 years old, NOT 49 years old. I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me!
We all know how cheap Trump is despite his $billions. If we get enuff guys to kick-in I'm sure that we can get a nice TER lady to visit him! Hell, I've been laid multiple times on DuPont Circle!
I'll contribute $50 to the Get Trump Fucked Fund - anyone else in?!
I would not even let her give me a blow job even if she paid me $500. You are right and Dump's small white cockroach must be itching for something. Too bad he got to be careful as the Putin master has all his pictures with those Russian blonde hookers who he says are the best in the world.
Actually my Halloween witch effigy looks better than KAC!
I would not even let her give me a blow job even if she paid me $500. You are right and Dump's small white cockroach must be itching for something. Too bad he got to be careful as the Putin master has all his pictures with those Russian blonde hookers who he says are the best in the world.
Actually my Halloween witch effigy looks better than KAC!
He ain't getting laid! Melania is in NYC, Donald doesn't have a Monica Lewinsky, and the only female in sight is Kellyanne. And look at Kellyanne's pictures without make-up. She looks like she's 69 years old, NOT 49 years old. I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me!
We need Donald to be in a better mood - what can we do to get him laid?
He ain't getting laid! Melania is in NYC, Donald doesn't have a Monica Lewinsky, and the only female in sight is Kellyanne. And look at Kellyanne's pictures without make-up. She looks like she's 69 years old, NOT 49 years old. I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me!
We need Donald to be in a better mood - what can we do to get him laid?
He ain't getting laid! Melania is in NYC, Donald doesn't have a Monica Lewinsky, and the only female in sight is Kellyanne. And look at Kellyanne's pictures without make-up. She looks like she's 69 years old, NOT 49 years old. I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me!
We need Donald to be in a better mood - what can we do to get him laid?
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