No, get this.

Everyone remembers Sarah Palin saying that Obama was pallin' around with terrorists. But remember, there are two things to know about Sarah Palin.

1) her brain is directly linked to the Creator of the Universe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN7hJDS26rI

and

2) she is incredibly stupid.

So what would happen if you're really stupid, but God was talking directly to your brain anyways? I think the answer is that you would get some things right and some things wrong. It would come out as a kind of proclaimation from up on high, just mixed with a lot of gibberish.

So, Sarah Palin was right that Obama was pallin' around with terrorists, she just had the wrong terrorist. She thought it was Bill Ayers.

It wasn't Bill Ayers. And she fucked up the "pallin'" part. Everyone knows the Creator of the Universe only speaks Latin. She's just too retarded to know what "pater" means. It's Latin for "Father".

What was happening is that the Creator of the Universe was trying to reveal to a woman who's just barely smart enough to stand up straight without drooling who Obama's real father was.

Now everyone on the right says that Obama's real father was Malcolm X. And we know that's bullshit. Malcolm X never smiles. And if there's one thing you can say about Obama, that guy smiles a fuck of a lot. Besides, it's not like Malcolm X was busy fucking white girls in Kenya.

So we gotta look for other terrorists who could be Obama's father. And then it dawned on me!

Back in the 1980's Ronald Reagan supported the white supremacist apartheid government of South Africa. So much so, that Reagan declared the Black National Congress a terrorist organization. Who was the head of the Black National Congress? None other than....

Nelson Mandela!

I gotta say, the resemblance is striking!

Damn, this is some good shit I'm smoking tonight.