Hop in your car and come see me for that special touch you've been aching for. I can ease your mind, soothe your body and rock your world all in one session... and if you're adventursome and take your vitamins you can have a tandem (two of us) that will test your limits ;o)
Your ignorance is much scarier than me.
you got no idea what kind of mad skills your missing out on. i might tell you but since your being a jerk i wont.......
Thank you moebius 
He could read my reviews to learn about my 'skills' but probably can't with his head stuck so far up his bottom! LOL
Tetley, ya gotta try it first before ya judge it. I guarantee you it's easy to get hooked on Brandy or Malissa. You will leave that adventure with a smile on your face.
I think Tetley has a hard-on for Brandy. Everytime she posts he has something negative to say.
I think he should just give up and go and see her.
Sorry about that - it was the shock - I guess some providers need to advertize more than others. But the prolifatation of photos aren't fair to us sensitve guys with sensitive eyes.
that your eyes were sensitive to tetley. Ya see, when you keep your head so far up your butt for so long and then pull it out to take a look around the light is bound to hurt your eyes! LOL
LOL... with his attitude, I think he has a hard-on for his hand!
You are still one of the valley's most beautiful and precious BBW's no matter what any one says. Especially those lacking of intelligent or polite things to say.
Thank you sweetie but not to worry... tetley is just learning disabled. He's unable to learn that everytime he makes these comments he just looks more stupid. (If that's possible! LOL)
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