Okay, I watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail way too much, but it is always good for a chuckle and I needed a way to unwind last night - should start scheduling a weekly Friday afternoon/evening session.
Anyway, after hearing the line in the movie, I started thinking about women’s butts. Derrieres, butts, asses, heinies, cabooses, whatever you want to call ‘em, I love ‘em! Love to touch and stroke and caress and squeeze and massage a woman’s butt! Not much into the spanking; maybe just haven’t been with the right woman. And then, “the oral sex!”
Better be careful...talk like that could get you in trouble with me :oP
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