Posted By: ASinfulDream
Awww come on do it...DO IT...Here I will twist your....
Sounds painful.
Anyway...
Like I said, I may not be the best example of a Catholic, and I may have lapsed, but one of these days I may go to confession and begin going to Mass again. Who knows?
That doesn't mean I'm entering a celibate lifestyle.
By the way...
A priest died and went to heaven. At the Pearly Gates of Heaven, he is told by St. Peter that since he lived a holy life, he would be granted one wish.
"Well..." said the priest, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "I've always wanted to read and understand the Good Book in its original languages."
"It is done," said St. Peter. The priest is shown to a large room with a table and chair and the original texts.
Several hours later, St. Peter is speaking to a recently deceased man. He suddenly hears the priest exclaim.
"Oh, my goodness! The word is 'celebrate'!"
TTYL