The review:

"Texted Chrissy back and forth and we got a 30 minute appointment scheduled. Pulled up to her home and met at the door. Pics are accurate but she was uninterested from the start, talking on the phone as she opened the door. No hi, no hug hello, pretty much just a blank face and a demand that I "take off your shoes."  She led me downstairs to a decent enough room that she does her business in.

Asked for her menu but she said she needed to make sure Im not a cop first so she had me expose myself. From there we discussed it was BBBJ for $75 and sex for $100. Chose the FS. I asked about time limits (trying to figure out if I could stay for the hour if I needed to or wanted to), and she  proceeded to tell me we have 20 minutes before another client gets there. WTH??? Ok on to business then...  She disrobed and is quite flabby (ok with me but I was still kind of surprised just how flabby she was). She started a BBBJ and I kid you not, 30 seconds into it she asked if I was ready (for sex). 30 seconds of BBBJ. Unreal. I said keep going for a bit. Started fondling her breasts and made my way around to her backside and played with her pussy. Bone dry and she stopped and looked at me and said "watch out for the pussy ring" with an annoyed stare. So I just stopped playing there entirely. So she continued for another few minutes with the BBBJ before I said she can hop on (she clearly wanted to get me in and out).

I like to start cowgirl, but she let me know that she didnt. She only likes doggy. I asked if she would do CG anyway and thankfully she complied. As I was laying there and she was getting the condom out, she literally stuck it 6 inches from my face and said put it on. Wow. This is quickly becoming the least erotic, most unfriendly service I have ever received. Few minutes in that position then I said we can flip over. Before I started I asked if I could cum on her somewhere (tits, butt, back, face, wherever she would let me). "No." was her answer. "I prefer you keep it in the condom" she said.  *sigh* Pounded her in doggy for a few minutes and made no attempt to prolong myself.

Got up, got dressed, and got the heck out."