Found this on another board. Seems a useful newbie tool

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE BEING SET UP BY AN UNDERCOVER COP

Number 10
He asks you to bring him some drugs.
Often cops will try to get an added drug charge against you in order
to “clinch” their arrest and be able to manipulate you better.
DO NOT AGREE TO BRING HIM ANYTHING STRONGER THAN
ASPIRIN!!!
OC LE posts 420 and 'snow" wanted/trade ads in CL all the time.

Number 9
He asks, “so how long have you been doing this?”
PLAY DUMB. ASK HIM “WHY WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?”

Number 8
You hear the smoke alarm go off in the other room
(if you are visiting him either at his “home” or a hotel) it’s most
likely a bunch of horny cops in the other room smoking as they
watch you get undressed on the video monitor.
Scan the room, and if you suspect an object to have
a cam, try covering it or setting something in front of it.
Watch to see if the cop tries to move the object you have placed
in front of, or on top of, to block the cam.
If you do get arrested, insist upon getting paid for the strip show.

Number 7
He promises to order drinks but then his pager keeps going off,
or cell phone rings many times during the session.
He is not supposed to drink on duty- although he may.
Make him order LOTS of room service before you EVER
discuss business!
Order the most expensive bottle of champagne,
then wait until it arrives and uncork it.
At least get a GOOD meal on the taxpayers before you go to jail
and have to eat shitty sandwiches and drink nothing but water!

Number 6
He says “why don’t you hum and clap and do a little dance for me?”
Clapping is usually the signal for the other cops to come in and
make the arrest.
You are not required to be the instrument of your own undoing.
If HE starts clapping, grab your purse and RUN!

Number 5
He asks you to get undressed but HE won’t.
If you are being videotaped, he will not undress for you-
so if he acts shy- but he wants to see you get naked,
refuse to do so unless he does first.
Ask him to grab himself, do a little dance and hum for YOU-
that will go over well in court when the jury watches the video.

Number 4
He counts out the money aloud as he pays you.
If he has so little class that he would count out the money
rather than just discreetly place it somewhere,
then something is terribly wrong!
You are probably being videotaped.
Act shocked that he is paying you.
Tell him you don’t know nothing’ about no stinking’ money.
Insist that he stop or you will have to leave.

Number 3
He insists upon being explicit about a sex act...
“do you do it from behind?” or “How much for anal?”.
If he is a cop, he wants to get you to agree to a sex act-
either straight sex, oral sex or anal sex.
He is not supposed to say what he is looking for
but must try to get you to say it.
[However, he can arrest you even if you don’t say it.]
PLAY DUMB. ASK HIM “WHY WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?”

Number 2
He asks “What do I get for my money, I am new at this?”
PLAY DUMB. ASK HIM “WHY WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?”

Number 1
A stranger calls you and says, “My buddy Billy Joe Bob says
you are lots of fun- I’d like to come over and have some fun too!”
PLAY DUMB. ASK HIM “WHY WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?”

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I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL FOR BOTH GENTS AND GALS.

GENTS,
IF YOUR NEW AT THIS OR DON'T KNOW HOW TO ASK, THEN YOU NEED TO RESEARCH MORE, SO THAT YOU DON'T GET HUNG UP ON, OR EVEN WORSE CAUGHT BY L E.

LADIES, IF YOUR NEW, ADVERTISING FOR SEXUAL ACTS WILL GET YOU BUSTED! ARE YOU WILLING TO PUT YOURSELF THRU THAT TYPE OF HEARTACHE AND PAIN.
EXTENSIVE SCREENING IS FOR YOUR SAFETY!

PLEASE BE SAFE!
A CONCERNED CITIZEN AND PROVIDER




this is in or around Atlanta


tyvm,P.T.

New guys, if you never do any of these things you will go far!

On my recent and very apprehensive first venture into this hobby, the SP advised me to never stay in a room that has an adjoining door to the next room. Just leave! I thought that was good advice...

That info is so old they posted there. It was before entrapment was legal. Now all ya have to do is open the door to cops or show up at their door, and bammo. You are arrested.

Thats encouraging

Its your president that overright our bill of rights with the patriot act.. email him and tell him Ciara said hello and fuck off

Not mine, and there are still a few good things on that list even if its food for thought for the newbies.
tyvm,P.T.

Ciara, my hat is off to you.  My sentiments Exactly, and my you are good with words, I think we should be friends!  

Re:Found this on another board. Seems a useful newbie tool

Thank you for this invaluable tool for a newbie.  This has saved me from asking duplicate questions about screening.

guest it is true or flase big daddy or mama with their alloted powers they have been disabled  wanting to crush  ones who preasent alive

Re: Found this on another board. Seems a useful newbie tool

Love you for this one. Not only was it funny but very useful. I am a newbie provider and althought I know a few ins and outs this was extremely helpful

Oh thank you sooo much for posting this very very useful information

Food for thought.  
 Thank you

Ty!ty

that this is still necessary today.  

quite helpful, but my have times changed.