Reminds me a chicken story that happened at a brothel. A guy shows up and tells the madam that he only has $20 but he wants service. She takes the $20 and tells him to, "Go up the stairs to the 2nd floor, Room 202." He goes up and enters the room but there is only a chicken inside. He figures that he's out $20 already and is really horny so, what the hell, he fucks the chicken.  
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He returns the next day and tells the madam that he only has $5 this time. She takes the $5 and tells him to "Go up the stairs to the 3rd floor, Room 302." He goes up and enters. There's a group of guys huddled around a hole in the floor looking down into the room below, laughing and giggling. Our guy pushes in to see what's going on and peers down to see a poor schmoe fucking an inanimate watermelon. He says, "You think that's funny? Seems kind of pathetic to me." One of the others pipes up and says, "You should have been here yesterday. There was some loser fucking a chicken!"  

Re: Milk Processing Plants in Manhattan (Bronx, Bklyn, ...)
Used to be goat farm near there also.  3d avenue I believe.