OK, so when I was a teenager, like 14 or 15,  I really had a shirt that had a BIG mouth and tongue sticking out on the front of it.... and those words on it.    (yeah, yeah, yeah, I know....I was a such a naughty girl)   Well, needless to say, it was my favorite shirt....it was blue, and attracted a lot of attention.     I wore it ALOT for like a month or so.  and then .....  one day I went to find it..... and I couldn't.  I thought, that's strange.   So I looked again a few days later...again, no shirt.  I asked my mom...like all teenagers do.....   "mom? have you seen that shirt, the one that says lick you all over?   "no", she says, 'I have no idea".  
well, I "looked" for that shirt a few more times...asked her a few more times if she had seen it anywhere.....same reply from her.....    The shirt was never found.

several years later..... when I was around 20 or so....   I asked my mom, hey remember that shirt I had that I could never find....isn't' that so weird that it disappeared like that? I wonder what ever happened to it.....   (yes, I seriously thought it just disappeared)   my mom says to me.... "well, I didn't like you wearing it and I knew it wouldn't have done any good to Tell you NOT to,  so I threw it away instead."

OMG!!  
can you believe she did that ?   I never suspected her at the time of doing that.  She was the most coolest mom ever....seemed to not mind me doing pretty much any thing I wanted to.....   but it seemed "that shirt" was a bit too much for her.    lol......

every time I see of pic of me with my tongue out like in the pic below.... I think of this story
My mom was the best mom ever.

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OK, NOW TO THE AD PART OF THIS POST!

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