Folks I need better material to work with, very slow week - we need someone to spark something!!

1) Aliases – from last week, I realize I caused all kind of issues about the use of aliases last week in my second posting, I told you in the original post I was going to take the alias of 2Terrapin2. I made additional fun of myself 1Terrrapin1 (alto-ego) and too many people bought into it – I told you I was going to do it and still it happen? Just proves the point of no aliases. I believe, there were even more of these on the board this week; alias for the alias for the alias, now you have to admit that was some funny stuff, taking a hard time for being the same person, T1 vs. T2 and the same poster – and I’m crazy?
2)Do you guys do your homework on providers like this – here we go again with the second shooter theory in Daly Plaza, there are so many conspiracy theories on this board I can’t keep up? In fact I believe that the “elites” control and manipulate this board? You were so wrong that you have me believing that you were right – now that is over the top. Austin is great lady but you could have wrecked her business with your 180 views and theory she was someone else: a fake, phony, sham, bogus, forged ID, false person and counterfeit picture. Stuff happens, people make honest errors but we really don’t need to know if OJ shot his wife, the Clinton body count, if the CIA shot down the TWA jet, if the government has some spacemen in New Mexico, if the moon landing was a production show, suppression of technologies, surveillance of 1Terrapin1 and all those other great theories throughout mankind. The Tin-eye is really getting some work these days; it might be best to stay off CL looking for all those bargains and diamonds in the rough. One last conspiracy I see – why are you posting 26 times under the alias of TCG, why is that, why hide – in the end, it is your right to do whatever you want, I don’t judge – take it from the bad turtle who has screwed up so many times he may have lost his shell; nothing good can come out of aliases! I think?
3)In the interest of stating the obvious, from the supreme leader Puck – nothing to me is obvious, in fact I live in the world of the opposites. I have no idea what you were even referring to, am I, that far off center or are there others that wonder – what up? Not sure if you are referring to the Apocalyptic Prophecies, Global Warming, Phantom Time Theories or someone’s crazy postings. You all have to admit there is nothing here, that is ever that obvious to a knucklehead like me. Most of you understand the pain and trauma I have been through in my life, the summer of love at ten, the war at eleven, drugs at thirteen driven by the war, gigolo time at sixteen driven by lust to please, green peace at 16 ½, the road show with Cowboy Neal at seventeen, by eighteen I lived 10 life’s before going off to the Spanish Inquisition (school)! So when the grand leader says something is obvious I have to believe him – yet I never understand, what is right in front of me?
4)Embarrassing situation – nothing is ever easy, in happiness there is pain; who said if it wasn’t for my bad luck there would be no luck, reading this I don’t believe in luck – just bad timing? Just think if this Period was in the Twilight Movie; the Vampires would rule the day and that would be good for them, bad luck for her – so in the end, there is just bad timing. I pass out at the sight of blood and clowns - go figure. Yes it is normal, but I’m not.
5)The TER data base is good for inquiring minds –that is if it is used correctly, in the hand of amateurs it can be deadly. I remember
a “incident” back in “97” when Little Johnny (me) was just coming on the scene. Trying to interpret the data was difficult, we all had spreadsheets on the data as you had to complete the math on your own and do all your crosschecks. Well that was my first introduction into the TS world, I go the meet this hot lady or so I thought and we are kissing etc. She undresses me and starts a nice slow BBBJ and I’m off in another world and by this time I under dress her and out jumps Mr. Happy I thought I was going to die on the spot. I throw up all over this lady, er.. man, er.. lady, whatever (not that there is anything wrong with this) that is not the point, I get out quick. I split out my window all the way home, for months I thought I was gay (not that there is anything wrong with that)? I just couldn’t get over how my spread-sheets were so wrong, my rating and rankings, I even though TS stood for Tremendous Spinster? I finally came to a realization I was wrong, the input was wrong, the data correct, the user error, so just be careful man you are playing with fire. There are things known, and there are things unknown and in between are the doors –JM?
6)NSNC - can we stop please, every lady is saying each week dodge another bullet, if it isn’t me I’m not getting involved, you never know who or what is going to be on the firing line. From the simple comment to a full fledge war, hero to bum, all-star to flake in a week. I’m sure this happens more then is reported here by BOTH sides – although I would ask if you can’t make it just call for one second. But if you double booked by accident how, would you even know this was an issue, who ever got there first wins!! People make errors, some people are not organized, NSNC has happen to me, can’t stand it but don’t broadcast the issue on the board – give the person a chance, then report the news I guess. Reliability is important to everyone, we have to remember no one is perfect, stuff happens; it is very draining some time to read this stuff. Where is the fun people, I say more drugs, alcohol, happy pills, uppers – downers, go to your happy place and have good make up sex – that is, if this stuff was real. Let’s just have fun at the spring party, get off the hook, keep it real, keep it fun. Please RSVP me, wait, shoot I don’t have VIP status – we will figure it out later, no worries mate!  A three review minimum to see the hottest ladies that MSP has to offer. Remember this is the made up world of TER so keep it between yourselves and in your pants, except in the back room. Have fun and stay safe. Remember G7 is providing drugs, security and background checks. There will be alcohol and drug free zones – not sure why, but just because. See at the dance it will be your last chance for romance.
7)Screening, references and pulling teeth – don’t see them done, can’t fill out a form done, don’t want to give out info and intelligence, done!!!! No soup for you!!No love you long time!
8)Same chick, don’t want to mention her name – why bring it up if you are going to talk in code? I got a secret but I’m not sharing it with you – Smalls you are killing me…..