So you didn't have the experience that watching way too much porn hub gives you. Milking Table is becoming a growing trend in the community. If the experience you were looking for was with a lady that climbs under the table then you should ask that in advance. As I know some ladies get under the table and others don't. Each ladies sessions are going to be unique to her own style. No need to be rude and assume that because of someone's size that they won't get under the table. One of my doubles partners is an Amazon. She is 6 feet tall and over 200 lbs and she gets under the table. It really has to do with preference . Anytime there is something new to the hobby you will always see variations based on the provider. Even till this day you will see ladies advertising Nuru even though they just slap baby oil on you and that is not Nuru.
Happy Hobbying,She has a milking table setup which is hot. However, I was expecting the kind of thing I'd seen online where they get under the table to tease and suck you off from there. She basically uses the hole in the table as an access point to reach under you. I was a little bummed about that.
I think she is a little too big to be getting under the table.
White Knights need not responed !
Considering that many women are "too big" to fit under my precise table, I thought your assessment was fantastic. Additionally, your little "bash" really doesn’t bother me as a woman who is currently on a strict weight loss journey and have gratefully lost 20 lbs in four months and going whoot whoot yay me right?!! I let out a laugh and shook my head at this post it reminds me of the post that’s been going around for many years of the homely guy leaving a negative remark on beautiful young women. Now, since you obviously weigh more than I do(which is fine I love all sizes!) I'm not sure you're the right person to be disparaging if we're discussing weight. In any case, have a beautiful day and enjoy whatever fatphobia bashing you are into! Ps, your review said you had a nice time, and as for my office I’ve upgraded that situation already lol!
Kisses
I have no idea why the original poster has a problem with your size. I looked at your photos and they clearly show you are a BBW. I guess one could complain if it were a bait and switch situation but since it wasn't the complaint about your size was gratuitous.
I agree completely; my pictures don't depict a size 2 or 5, or 10! I assume he just wanted to be a dckhead for no apparent reason, he seems to hate women so that makes total sense! Everybody who books with me knows I'm a bbw it’s fairly clear lol! Regarding getting under the table, I don't say in my advertisement that I get under the table; I mention I have a milking table, anything I choose to do with it is up to me every experience is different. It's a really unique experience, though, and it's enjoyable and a tantalizing feeling!
The reviewer was looking for a BJ under the table like this
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66d22c4b733ce
But what he got was her standing at the milking table reaching under and stroking his cock.
That is not a milking table experience in my book, a HJ under the table.
Just saying why did she not get under the table and do her job correctly.
it's just my opinion she is a little to big to be getting under the table
Go cry about it.
Well the $1 Million dollar question... Did he ask for her to give a BJ or go "under the table".
Because having a "porn movie" fantasy or "this is how things should work".... doesn't happen unless you ask and communicate with your provider.
From all the communications on this thread. We dont know this. Hence was his expectations way too high... or did he not communicate his expectations with the provider. You never know she might have done it if asked.
But he doesn't need to come on here and bash someone. This isn't "white knighting" at all. It is facts.
Anyone interested in her can read the review and decide whether or not this is an issue for them. As it bothers you, I assume you aren't interested in seeing her, which is not exactly worthy enough to let the whole board in on.
Honestly, reading this disturbing post from 8 years ago that you wrote. I truthfully believe you just hate yourself and take it out on providers. Extremely sad and miserable if you ask me.
(Posted by Jimmjhon1 8 years ago)
“Guy's you want lower rate's in MN Just BOYCOTT AND AND ALL PROVIDERS IN MN That charge more then 300 per hour till after the new year. See how they like not having the extra $ for xmas and every day bills.
Also BOYCOTT ANY AND ALL MASSAGE PROVIDERS . They are the worst charging 160 and up for a massage with a HE.
I know many great providers that are GFE with looks in 8, 9, and service 8,and 9 that charge 250 per hr not a clock watcher.
I know a few nice AMP's With professional quality massage and HE for 70 per hr plus 20 tip.
SO JUST BOYCOTT THE PROVIDERS THAT CHARGE MORE.
If a few providers are calling and emailing other providers telling them their rate is to low and to raise it. I say men just BOYCOTT ANY PROVIDERS AT 300+ PER HR.”
hehehe
Titty for tat, or is it tit for tat? Hahahe
So you didn't have the experience that watching way too much porn hub gives you. Milking Table is becoming a growing trend in the community. If the experience you were looking for was with a lady that climbs under the table then you should ask that in advance. As I know some ladies get under the table and others don't. Each ladies sessions are going to be unique to her own style. No need to be rude and assume that because of someone's size that they won't get under the table. One of my doubles partners is an Amazon. She is 6 feet tall and over 200 lbs and she gets under the table. It really has to do with preference . Anytime there is something new to the hobby you will always see variations based on the provider. Even till this day you will see ladies advertising Nuru even though they just slap baby oil on you and that is not Nuru.
Happy Hobbying,
Andrea Davis
At 5’1 and a size 12, I’d be hard pressed to get under a table unless someone asked nicely lmao
These 30+ hips and knees come with a check engine light and I might grunt a little when I get outta the floor. Not to mention what that would do to your neck, I can’t even hairspin these days without needing a brace the next day. I’ve just convinced myself to never get one of these meddlesome tables. Was that the point of this post?
You used a portion of my review to fat shame someone and that's not cool at all. I got an email from Melanie the morning after you posted this and she thinks you're me. I would never fat shame someone because that's a dick move. As I said in my review, while it wasn't what I expected, Melanie is a lovely woman and I had a good time.
Again, take this down. And maybe apologize while you're at it, clown.
Who cares where she is? Your face is nestled in a pillow hole and can’t look towards your unit anyway. Just enjoy the face down release any way you get it. Heck, she might even be able to touch or tickle other parts of your body to enhance the experience, something an under table performer wouldn’t be able to do.
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