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Best strip club for friends?!teeth_smile
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Hello all! I have a gentleman friend coming in from out of town, and I wanna show him a good time! What's the best strip in the Minneapolis area I can take him too! Thank you ♡

DT Mpls I would suggest Seville or Spearmint Rhino. For full nudity and booze King of Diamonds in IGH

..Caberet in downtown MPLS.  Just after covid ended, so it's been a while.  Don't know if they're still open or maybe got burned out in the latest round of peaceful protests...

Never heard of the place, is it worth the 300 mile round trip for one night?

Although you might end up sitting in the chair Snafu occupied an hour before ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKxlvWOqmFs

Good thing I have Clorox wipes in my car. LOL

...touring every club in the midwest as a bucket list thing.  Normal Wisconsin club, lots of titty squeezing, reasonable beer prices.  Old restaurant turned strip bar.   Easy to get to but a hell of a long drive from Mpls on a lot of shitty roads, especially this time of the year.  

And nothing like Ripley fwiw regardless what the clueless Rickroller says.  If you want to experience something closer to what Ripley was, you will need to travel to Mexico to find the dirtiest strip bar openly operating as a whorehouse.

....you had to keep your pants on.  Not zipped up, not around your waist...just simply on in some format.  Seeing customers (mostly young guardsmen) getting dances around the edges of the back dance room with pants bunched around their knees or ankles like they're sitting on the toilet taking a dump was a regular thing.  
 Blowjobs on the couches, dancers getting fingerfucked with regularity on stage, and so many girls going out to fuck & blow in vehicles that the owner remodeled the upstairs to provide multiple rooms that rented in 30 minute increments.  It literally was a whorehouse disguised as a strip bar.  Again, TCG has so little knowledge of what he is talkng about is laughable.  Ripley was one of the worst (best?) and most notorious operations in modern times in the whole United States.

BTW, numbnuts, the OP asked about metro clubs.  Why is it that every time the subject of seedy strip bars comes up, you feel the need to talk so much about what you appear to know so little about?  That desperate for "street cred"???.

TCG next move is usually talking about B-level porn stars from 30 years ago he seems to believe worked the bar with some regularity, he'll next show us a grainy photo of some near-nobody as his proof.

First, I was in Ripley a 100 times or more.  I took over for Lauren or Tony at the party door when they had to go do something.   Secondly, I heard about guys fucking with there pants down in the back room...but only you would admit to peeking back there like the fucking worthless pervert you are.  At least I took them more discretely, upstairs or took them offsite.  Yup, I know it all, yet you know more...like when I mentioned Joanne who you had never heard of.  She danced in Ripley for over 10 years.  Yes you are laughable.  I could go on about your knowledge but your TER reviews tell it all.  BTW,  
here are  some that danced regularly at the Camp Bar ...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/5144-WzuH1L._AC_.jpg

(Ferrari and Corvette girls)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIrBvUgHWu0

(Tall brunette)
http://images.excaliburfilms.com/DVD/reviews/imagesBB020609/penis_envy_1.jpg

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“Peeking back there”??? It was a 60’x30’ basement split by a non-compliant code wall with a door one had to pass thru after paying the extra 5 dollars otherwise you’d stay on the topless side.  Most people paid the extra 5 but you had to go back in the first room to get a drink, use the bathroom or go back upstairs.  There was no “peeking” as the stage was basically in the middle of the room with couches on the north and east walls, bar stools along a counter on the south wall and the stage centered on the west wall.  You couldn’t NOT see the blowjobs and fucking!

…sure as shit wasn’t Joanna.  Brunette, good tits, slightly stocky from Brainerd.  Many of the guys knew her but she gave two fucks about that.  Thanks for the predictably meaningless links to girls that may have gone thru there or not.  I forgot to mention in the other post than in addition to the couches behind, to the left..or right depending on which side of the stage one sat, this shit happened right at the stage with guys on folding metal chairs.  What is clear, you’ve heard enough stories to possible drop names but there never was a woman collecting cover at any “party door”. There was no such thing, you paid your $10 to the guy at the top of the stairs for the first room (topless) or $15 to go into the back room for the “no alcohol/nude”.  Cash was not taken at that door, you had to go back upstairs to pay and get your hand stamped if you only paid $10.  Bartenders were local females but they did not dance.  

Check out the reviews of South Fla strip clubs. You do not need to hit Mexico for some real action. Oh, and the South American and Cubans have curves that need their own road signs. I have seen some 10's in those places. Headed back there in March. The amp selection is nuts too. Girls fly in from Cali on a regular basis. After Fla clubs, it's like skiing at Aspen and then returning to Buck hill coming home.

Who tf are you asking or are you just here to drop more names? Did “Tatum” just have a good review on Tuscl so now you can sound credible?

You don't have a clue about what we are talking about.

I'm a fan of Rick's, really pretty selection of dancers and cheap booths. Last time I went to Seville's, I had to pay $350 bottle service just for a booth and I didn't even get it brought to me with all the flashy lights and strippers :(. Less selection of appealing dancers and the lack of actual strip poles made it over all a mood killer to say the least.  

Then there's DTC, which is fun and definitely a younger crowd atmosphere, but is way too inconsistent for me. There's been times where the bouncers tried to charge me $40 outside when in the past it was $10, and I paid inside.... Good chicken wings though!  

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