It's getting so warm in here. Is it wrong for me to want to unbutton my suit and cool off a bit? I bet those trousers could do with their own cooling. Let me help you with that. Press that button on your phone and we can have our own little office party.
xoxoClose the door behind you. Better lock it.
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