A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of LifeSavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
"Red...................cherry"
"Yellow................lemon"
"Green.................lime"
"Orange................orange"
Finally, the professor gave them all Honey-flavored Lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!!!"
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