Recall the film American Beauty? There was a line that Lester, played by my dear Kevin Spacey had that continues to strike a cord with me today: "Remember those posters, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true every day but one - the day you die." A bit macabre, although, true.  

Life is a funny thing. You spend your childhood abhorring nap time & looking up to the skies imploringly, wishing to grow up. But then something happens. You grow up. Lo' & behold, you have become a form of Lester; constrained by society & your work to the point where you're wanting to reclaim yourself, your identity, your sensuality. You aren't unhappy, but you crave to be cared for in a way that makes the construct of time stop, even just for a moment; to see all the beauty of the world. And that's why you've found me: your guide out of the dark banality of life & onto the journey to reclaiming yourself.  

So go ahead & wander around. But don't let the sands of time pile too high, for I am ephemeral; always going where the wind takes me. Flattered & humbled you've found me. I look forward to meeting you in the flesh.  
Wickedly Yours,
-LJ, Xx
N.B. If you happen to be Kevin Spacey, hit me up for drinks. We need to talk.    
   
SCREENING & SCHEDULING    
All bookings can be made via thelondonjames.com/connect, or by emailing LJ's assistant, Cynthia at [email protected]. If you'd like to speak with LJ directly, you may email her at [email protected].      
     
AVAILABILITY    
-Fargo, October 6th - 8th
-NYC, October 25th-29th(see website for most up to date agenda)  
-Chicago, October 12th-16th  
-DC, October 19th-23rd  
-Minneapolis Based  
-Screening & Verification is required for ALL new suitors (please see website)    
-Overnights, Dinner Dates, earlier (re:5am), or later (re: midnight) dates are available upon request.  
EXTENDED DINNER DATE  
-For one lucky fella or lass, hey I like 'em all, I would love for you to show me NYC your way on an Extended Dinner Date (6H) for my classic dinner date rate (4H). Let's catch a show, or a game, or just stroll around town (I love history). Available for either Friday, October 27th or Saturday, October 28th.    
       
MISC.        
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