Scottie is just stating her dislikes, No Men under 40, No Fat Men, No Hairy Men.

I dislike cigarettes, anytime someone smokes cigarettes around me i leave the area. So we all have our likes and dislikes, she has right to not like hairy men.




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When I was in kindergarten we had this guineas pig in the classroom named "Harry" whom I was just intrigued with. Every chance I could, I would ask the teacher if I could pet him because his hair was so soft. During art time  one day, I thought about how bored he must be all by himself in that little cage. So working with Elmer's glue I got a little curios on how "Harry" would like some squirted on his back. Well as you can guess he didn't of course, because as soon as I methodically made the zipper lines back and forth he started rolling around in his shavings and Ill be damned that he took on a much "rougher" look. Right before I got sent to the corner the teacher made me pet "Harry" and to say the least it was frightening the way he felt now. The whole time I was in the corner all I could think of was  hoping that I could feel that soft hair again. If your wondering why I posted this is because every time I see a guy with shavings. ( for you slow ones its called HAIR!) from your chin to the bottom of your feet, I think about how stupid  could "Harry" be to take on the "rough look instead of staying soft. Now I know he didn't know better because he was an animal but guys..... there is a brand new invention called a razor yup been on the market for quite some time now. Also a product called "Nair for men"  exciting news I'm sure but is it because you just didn't know that 99.99 percent of the women HATE IT!!!  Two alternatives to waxing here for you. I just cant stand to have to vacuum my bed,  floss my teeth, and flush out my eyes after you leave. Just get a visual after you squirt Elmer's glue on my tits and then I lye chest down next to you what my chest looks like after I sit up. Would you want to pet ME with your shavings stuck to me?

Now I think that is a funny, non-offensive way to get your point across.  I get it... SHAVE all over (or under) EOM

not that I'm so hairy, but I just don't see myself explaining to the SO why I'm applying Nair for Men to parts of my body

who are you? you might be the only one left who will see me

OK My post was not at all suppose to be a bitch session. All I was stating was I (and believe me I am not alone)  think that men who have massive amounts of body hair can do something about it. Its not totally out of reach for them. Do I care if it hurts my business ? Nope not at all I do this bevause I love it  and not to see how many men I can take for their money regardless of who they are or what they do, or whatever. This is my business and I control who I see just like you control who you see. I have fantastic clientele and have NEVER had a bad experience ...something MOST providers cant say. Now turn the tables and YOU make an appointment with a provider who has massive amounts of bush hair going down her thighs...for the most part I would think that a few men might like it but most men dont. Why is it ok for you not to like it but its not ok for me?  If the money controlled me as a primary reason I do what I do then do you think I would post it? Hell no why should I care. Like I said at the beginning of my post earlier I would like to think that you just didnt know. Thats all "Maybe you just didnt know" Some people go thru life saying "IF I only told them blah blah blah" Im not one of those people. If my intention was to blast hairy men then Im certainly no dumbass as I would have hid behind an alias like most. Again I did it truly thinking that a lot of men "JUST DIDNT KNOW"

is if you want her lips or tongue there, get rid of the hair.  If you need help figuring out how to convince your spouse why you're naired, tell her you thought of it while masterbating.  Smooth is cool.  Try it.

Z

Hey I'm not saying men with hair on their bodies is uncool I'm just saying caveman like and if want to reveal who you are I'll refer all of them to you... When your not on your period that is.

I dont get my period and you bitch and bitch. why should I reveal myself ? So I can get bitched at ? last week it was belly size. this week its hair. Next week ?

It sounds like she is not limiting the hair removal to our genitalia area. Sounds like she is saying that all of a man's body hair should be removed, less she deem him a Neanderthal.

I don't have a burly two inches of hair standing up on my body, but i am a man, not a woman, so yes I do have hair on my legs, arms and chest. That's called being a MAN and not a woman or "metrosexual". I do trim, but not completely shave the intimates. As for the rest of my body, the hair shall remain untouched.

Some women like it, others don't. Fine. But to call a MAN a caveman just because he doesn't shave his body, that's just silly. Too bad, from her reviews she sound a bit more mature. Guess the reviews can be misleading.

but it's different strokes for different folks, even in this hobby. Just like us guy's have our fantasy needs, so do some of the lady's, it seems. Normally it's just generous, on-time, respectful and gentlemanly. Occasionally, it's color or age, but that's usually it. Wonder if there is a height, scalp hair color (or amount or length), or more as well?

Almost sounds more like a wife experience than a girlfriend experience.

Maybe I misunderstood your analogy, on the one hand, you said you liked touching the Guinea pig's soft hair.  On the other hand, you squirted Elmer's glue on it and ripped it's hair off.  You didn't like a naturally hairy creature being hairy and chose to torture it?  That's creepy.  Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer started out torturing animals.  You may want to rethink your analogy.

Additionally, it is not likely that 99.99% of women hate it.  As others have mentioned a lot of a women like a little bit of fur on their men.  It makes the women feel more feminine, or at least so they tell me.  What you may not know is a lot of men are touchy about that subject.  If a provider goes off about how much she hates hair, even those with the slightest bit of back hair would be hesitant to come see her.  If a guy boldly states that he "doesn't like fat chicks", lots of providers (fat or not) would not want to see that guy just because of the attitude.  It goes both ways.

I do not know you from a hole in the ground, but your post is pretty off-putting.

HS

Somehow I just can't envision a bunch of 40+ year old hobbyists running out to get waxed just to see you.

I don't have a giant belly nor am I a giant fur ball.  I limit the rules I'm willing to deal with to the following:

* I'll give reasonable screening information
* I will be polite
* I will have fresh breath, clean ass and balls
* I will have the appropriate donation in plain sight
* I will leave at the end of the purchased time

Outside that list, I only put up with extra requests when I'm not paying.  If I'm not good enough to meet your standards, I don't want to fuck you anyway.

Wow!   Look at the positive responses from three of the hottest women in Atlanta.  All three are among our city's most fabulous legends:  Kandi, Teri, and Terrilynn.  No doubt you three darlings are never left hangin.

This.

...just tell these clients to leave instead starting a bitch session on a forum for intended for PATRONS.  A peeve of mine is cigarette-scented, pudgy, dim-witted women past their expiration date who have the audacity to not only peddle their cheap wares amongst REAL courtesans; but to also be annoyingly critical of groups of people while turning a blind eye to their own voluminous flaws.  Yet somehow, I manage to not start a new thread complaining about it whenever it happens.  

Maybe it's time accept the REAL reason you're not attracting the caliber of gentleman you'd like to spend time with.

I will have to get all Metrosexual and get some grooming done soon... Love me some Scottie... Best GFE in Hotlanta... mmmmmmmm

idea what this is."  - The Dos Equis beer Most Interesting Man in the Word's thoughts on the word "manscaping".

I now regret making light of your "morbidly obese" post, I caught some flack from a good friend who took your words to heart. Now you have found something else to bitch about.

I am neither overweight, nor do I have an abundance of body hair, I mean after all when was the last time you saw a Chinese guy with a lot of body hair? I still read this as a "bitch" post, and I doubt you will win any friends with it.

My suggestion, (and this is only a suggestion for you own good) is that if you can't resist the desire to make these little bitch posts about what you don't like in a client, especially coming from a rather "mature provider", that you do it from behind the safety of an alias.

I am willing to bet that this post has put you on several "must miss" lists, not me because I never would have scheduled with you anyhow, not because of your posts here, but quite frankly I find you to be rather overweight yourself and at least 15 years too old for me to boot, while we're being honest of course, and no direspect intended. Just like you don't mean to disrespect any of your potential clients. Get it???

I truly think you either need to start using an alias or go back to charm school if you expect to generate much business off of this board. and no, I feel no reason to hide behind an alias myself to make this post. I mean every word I am saying and am actually being a lot more polite than is my nature. lol

We all have our personal preferences in partners, both in our private and professional lives.  Count your blessings for the clients that accept you with your flaws and continue to enjoy your company.  They keep the roof over your head and food in your stomach.   That's why as a professional you get paid so well, because parts of your job are not so glamorous.  Welcome to the real world .

from someone older and fatter than your wife.

Oh did I say that outloud? and without hiding behind an alias?

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to take the heat.

If there is any that is. Somehow I don't see a lot of people that are going to come out and support  a rather mature, rather "squishy" looking provider who doesn't seem to like much about her clients. if anyone wants to defend a woman like that, bring it on. I'm ready. lol

Sorry Elise, sometimes I just cant' help myself. are you kind to fat guys too? I am getting a bit tubby myself, I must be all the way up to 170. lol

Doesnt matter to me if a man has a lot of hair or not, as long as he "F"s me good and he is clean. I do have a problem with a guy not being clean OR leaving me hangin.
Great lovers come in all forms.
Hugs and kisses
TL

But the fact that I'm old, fat, and ugly tends to keep the ladies minds off my hairy ass!

Never felt a need to shave..............except my cock and balls.  Women either love or hate a hairy chest..............personally...............one of the things that makes a man a man is hair on his chest.  First provider I ever saw said she loved a man with a hairy chest due to the fact that he was a man.  She is the reason I continue to hobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I recently started "manscaping".  While my experience wasn't bad...I wound up with some pretty painful razor bumps.  It was embarrasing and painful (I walked funny for a week).

However, I DO like the look and feel...now that I've mastered the art of shaving.  I've also received some compliments.

So - FOR THOSE WHO CARE about what Scottie is saying...I'd recco the following (I wish someone had told me!)

Gillette Shaving Cream for Sensative Skin - Orange bottle at any drug store.
And the Quattro razor.  Those two in the shower work wonders.  NO BUMBS or BURN afterwards.
I didn't do this today, but I'm going to invest in Nivea body cream for men (Q10).

I can't imagine ANY woman turning me away for keeping clipped.

Thanks for the break in the action...No back to the fighting!

Pretty sure that these are the only demands that need to be met.

Ever.

Shave whatever the fuck you want.  Who cares?

Been gone awhile traveling - and no place near as exotic as Gambler's trips.  But good grief - I see I missed  a long trainwreck thread about what one hobbyist will not put up with (or else).  And now I see this post from Scottie who apparently does not like hairy or overweight gentlemen.  Just a thought, there is a lady in Phoenix that offers as part of her service; manscaping.  From what I hear she is quite creative in assuring all parties are happy with the result.

Personally,  I just noticed that the hair on my head appears to be disappearing and reappearing in other places and I will be damned if I am gonna start shaving what little hair I have left.  The lads - okay, ears - okay, nose hair - you betcha....but I draw the line at knuckles.  So ladies, you have been warned.  

Now, if I just had some more funds, I am sure I could figure out a way to exercise off that excess weight.

The area you mentioned that you shave is the area I think most providers are mainly concerned with.  I think the main issues are hygiene and the fact that if the hair is several inches long, it can impede our ability to do a good job!    Some guys just don't think about that last part, but it can be quite distracting to keep stopping to pull hair from our teeth or tongue or throat.

I also sometimes assume that a man doesn't care for his balls to be licked if he has not groomed down there.  It tickles my tongue and can be difficult to stay down there for long if it is full of coarse hair.  So if a lady doesn't pay much attention to "the boys," that may be why!     I am not complaining, because as long as it's CLEAN and has NO odor, I'm good!     I am merely pointing out some things that people may want to consider.  

As far as an S.O. noticing a sudden change in grooming habits, can't you just pretend you're doing it for her?     Or that you were just really hot (in this near-100-degree weather) and thought it would help?      I'm curious how these excuses would work!   lol  


Kisses,
~Genna

Seems to me you are backpedaling from your OP. If you aren't and you didn't intend it to come out bitchy then there are/were so many other ways you could have expressed what you were trying to say. Nice, informative ways. There have been other posts in the past about having hair, shaving, trim the boys, etc.
Their approach was informative without the disgust factor by the poster. Try it, you might like it.

Perhaps instead if you had not taken a more condescending tone, and phrased your post as a reqest to gentlemen who came you see you, this wouldn't have been read as a bitch post.

Remember, you catch more flies with honey than with water.   Obviously, not all of us hobbyists have you on our list, so instead of calling out every guy out there, you could have just addressed it to those who have been eyeing you and want to impress you.

-Lurker

and who knows? Maybe a good drunk would do us good? lol

and I am relieved to hear that most of the ladies don't share our little overaged princess' attitude that all of her clients need to measure up to "her" standards.

I really can't understand how a woman who most of us wouldn't give a second look to in public feels that she can demand her clients meet these standards of hers, and expect us to applaud her for it.

I made the mistake of agreeing with her in regards to the obese guys, much to my chagrin, but it seems like there is no pleasing this woman. Here she is an aging prostitute, well past her prime both in age and appearance, and she expects her clients to all be George fucking Clooney. some one needs to get a grip.

Lord, I need to start a dummer thread than coats for hooker's. To get you off that shit! But to answer your question. As long as a man is clean and respectful. I don't care what he look's like.
Kisses
Elise

Hell I've never seen you not ready for a good ass chewying. Me and you should go out one time and get drunk as hell just so we could fight!!  But I'm sure you would enjoy it way more than you  should. But love your attitude I do. As you can see I never post under a alias either. When I say something either smart or stupid. I said it good or bad.
Kisses
Elise

After reading this, all I can think of is Steve Carell in the"40 year old virgin" on the waxing table and walking out with the smiley face on his chest.

maybe if you've been married for a year and still have a creative sex life with your spouse, then you can spring that on her without alarm.  But then, you probably wouldn't be much into the hobby.

It wasn't so long ago (well maybe it was), but when I was in my prime neither the men or women shaved there.  It didn't bother me in the least if a tasty pubic hair came loose.  It's been that way for 5000+ years.  Has the last 10 years turned the way we have sex upside down?!

Why would somebody go on a board filled with potential clients and trash them???

Maybe she wants out of the business.

It's not so much thinking this that is off-putting but your lack of awareness in posting it.

seems to be the burnout MO.  First say some crazy stuff that turns the clientele against you.  Then shortly after announce retirement, then unretire.  Shampoo and repeat until business dwindles to a trickle.  

For what it's worth, I think that's pretty damn funny. Maybe because I just had a bikini wax and I am suspicious that the waxer was using Elmer's Glue, but....