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WARNING – THIS SITE CONTAINS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT

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The content (including all information, links, images and videos) contained on this website are of a sexually explicit nature. If you are under the age of 18, or if it is illegal to view sexually explicit material in the place from which you are accessing The Erotic Review or www.theeroticreview.com ("TER"), please leave now by clicking on the "DECLINE" button on the home page, or, by closing your browser or tab.

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I hereby certify under the penalty of perjury under the laws of the Cyprus that I am currently 18 years of age or older (or the age of majority in the place from which I am accessing TER), and that I knowingly wish to access TER, which I know contains content of a sexually explicit nature.
The sexually explicit material I intend to view is for my own personal use. I will not expose minors to the material and will make every effort to prevent anyone under 18 years of age (or under the age of majority in the place from which I am accessing TER) from reading, viewing or accessing TER.
I agree to report suspected exploitation of minors and/or human trafficking, including anything which constitutes, assists with or references child pornography or human trafficking, to the appropriate authorities (http://traffickingresourcecenter.org/report-trafficking).
I do not find written content of a sexually explicit nature, images of nude adults, images of adults engaged in sex or other sexual material to be offensive or objectionable and I desire to read, view and access sexually explicit material.
The reading, viewing, accessing and downloading of sexually explicit materials does not violate the standards of my community. The content of TER is in no manner intended to appeal to the prurient interest of the average person, applying contemporary community standards, nor is it intended to depict or describe, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically prohibited by the law of the location from which you are accessing TER.
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