Review: Zoe Piers

General Details

Zoe and I live on opposite ends of the country. I wasn’t planning a visit to LA, and she wasn’t planning a tour of New York. Zoe, in fact, has been very UTR for a long time, and I didn’t even have a friend-of-a-friend who knew her. So we met in a most unusual way – a TER discussion board.

Zoe posted a very interesting and reasonable question – if, instead of spoiling her through lingerie or shoes, clients would be interested in spoiling her by contributing to her tuition. Of course, as with everything you post on a board, you are going to attract some people who choose to express their opposing point of view without any regard for respect or courtesy. As I read through those comments, I first clicked on her profile to see what she was like. The reviews all contained the same opinion: Zoe came across as a beautiful, friendly, intelligent, sexual dynamo. Someone who treats her clients well. She seemed like someone I’d like to meet. Her website is alluring and delivers, powerfully, that the client needs to make a strong and gracious impression on her in order to meet. I like that – a woman who is bold enough to draw lines without being dominant.

So I wrote her a PM, outlining why I thought her idea was a good one and to encourage her to ignore the trolls. I added a note that I hoped she’d contact me if she ever came to NY.

She replied, graciously, gratefully, complimentary and quickly.

I responded in much the same way.

Then she wrote back.

It was my turn.

Repeat x30.

Somewhere along the line, pleasantries and conversation turned to passion. Mutual, glowing, smoking, hitting all the erogenous zones, the brain and the groin, passion. Words lit a flame and thoughts fueled a fire.

Discussion of a few hours during a potential tour of NYC in May was scrapped. Schedules were juggled. Arrangements were arranged. A plane ticket was purchased and a hotel room booked. A man and a woman who had never met were going to kick it off in style.

After a calamitous travel experience for Zoe, there I was, knocking on the door of her room, and the door slowly opened….

She is as beautiful and refreshing as an oasis in the desert.

Her lovemaking skills are extraordinary, as revelatory and powerful as a jet airplane would be to Leonardo da Vinci.

Man up, be a VIP if you want the sticky hot details.

Her personality and social graces are refined and sparkle like a perfectly cut, flawless diamond.

Would I repeat? Of course.

Just don’t take my script for your own. Zoe is looking for you to be you (unless you’re an ass, in which case she’s looking for you to be in a different time zone than her). Introduce yourself in the normal way, provide your references, make an appointment that doesn’t involve a travel agent. And prepare to have your expectations exceeded.