Review: Mia the Kissing Bandit

General Details

Iv`e been hobbying a long time, since my late teens even though I`ve always had girlfriends and long relationships.I can navigate through the world of street crack hookers, high end escorts, big noise bad ass pimps, slick mouthed crouthedy madams, and dangerous bouncers at swing parties with the greatest of ease.I can find a girls tell in 30 seconds and know if shes good or not worth the time of talking to her.A dubious achievement to say the least but I am good at this.I have seen ladies that number in triple digits. I`m no Wilt the stilt but I don`t think even Wilt can live up to Wilts record.Anyway ... this Mia has fucked me up. I first called her in 97. She had an ad in LA magazine, a website. There was no TER, or cityvibe, or southcoast around then. There was some talk from the ladies of this new revolutionry site called ThatMall coming out soon.So I punched her up called the number and spoke to her. From the moment she said hello the chemistry between us flowed through me like a lightening bolt to the marrow of my bones.It`s been almost 6 years since then and we become friends and have done several firsts together.( see my past rewiews) If your a youg guy and see her, she will set the height of the sexual high bar for you to try and get over again for the rest of your life. If your over 40 and have had to pleasure to see her, you know she`s like having the best dinner, at the best restaurant,with the best service,most unbelievable food, the finest elixar wine and a beautiful hostess sucking you off under the table, all at the same tme.A total experience.