Review: Melisa

General Details

I wish I'd scrolled down further in the reviews and read the truth. I read the review written saying she was great and Swedish (should have noted that this is the ONLY review written by that user) and I made the mistake and took the bait. Boy, was I mistaken.

Usually I stick with blondes but was having a hard time finding someone just after Valentine's day. I don't know if they were all busy, or just the weather or what, but I did see Melisa's photos (which are deceiving) and read the review which was obviously a self post and called up. I wasn't able to do the call at my home so I said yes, I would come to her. I didn't know the exact area where she was but should have guessed it wasn't going to be great and just your average motel. I got to the place only to see a guy walking out of her door before me looking a little embarrased and then she comes out not even fully dressed and says in her broken English Hi Mark get inside please I say I am not Mark. She looks a little embarrased but says get inside anyway and I figure I am already there so I oblige. I see a big pile of dirty towels on the floor and an overflowed ashtray with cigarettes and a few used condom wrappers on the table. She says get undressed and give me the money please (hey, at least she said please) I then ask her if she's Swedish. She laughs and says no and to hurry up please (at least she knows the please) I ask is she Russian and she says yes now hurry up!!! (no please this time) I get undressed and she goes in the mini bathroom and comes out naked and says let's hurry please. Ah......I wish I could have gone back just about then.