Review: Kali

General Details

My opportunities to hobby are rare, and are usually limited to quick 30 minute sessions near me. But I found myself with an unexpected window of opportunity to schedule a longer session. I initially planned to meet up with a new favorite of mine near BWI, and had debaucherous plans of a three hour session with her. But unfortunately she left BWI two days before my window of opportunity was available. I then scheduled with a very well reviewed VIP provider, but forgot to confirm my appointment, and was dropped in favor of a firmer commitment. Unfortunately, that's how the game goes I guess.

I could have just said forget it, and saved the money I would have otherwise spent for another day, but unfortunately Junior rules my head too often, and for me, these opportunites are few and far between. So I frantically searched for a third back up plan. The pickings on Backpage were slim, and no one caught my eye. Likewise with the ads on Eros Guide. I saw Kali's ad on City Vibe, and I liked what I saw. Some quick research located several reviews on TER. The map indicated she was located in DC, but even with the open window I had, I was not going to drive into the city. But I called her on a lark, thinking at worse I could ask her if she would be visiting NOVA. The call rang to voicemail, but I didn't bother to leave a message. Kali soon called back and I found out she was staying in Bethesda. I made plans to see her.

Kali was staying at a high end hotel in Bethesda. I made it to her location, called her, and she asked for a few minutes to get ready. She soon called me back with the phone number. I made her way up to her room, and she let me in.

The Good: Kali is the girl in the ads, and is a HOT YOUNG THING.

The pictures on her ad are definitely her. Kali is a pretty young thing, barely legal, but legit, and new to the business. Other reviewers have stated that she is 19, and I would concur. There's no way she was older than 20. She's very beautiful, and could be a model if she choose. She had all the trappings of luxury: besides the room at the high end hotel, she was wearing an expensive cocktail dress that you would find at Neiman Marcus or Saks Fifth Avenue. She had a Versace handbag, and a high end designer watch, and certainly looked the part of a high end courtesan (more of my thoughts on this at the end of my review).

The Bad: The session with her left a lot to desired. No YMMV, Your Mile with Definitely Vary.

VIPs read on. Non-VIPs, a hint (and a pretty obvious one at that): there are a few days out of the month that a girl should make herself unavailable...and for Kali, this was one of those days.