Review: Kali

General Details

When Kali was in the area there was a lot of buzz on some of the boards with decidedly mixed references to up-selling, poor attitude, excuses for lack of services and underwhelming performance. However, the prevailing positive factors in Kali including her youth, attractiveness and razor sharp intellect pushed me to make an appointment.

About a day before the appointment, I called to book the date and time, gave her some precursory references and agreed to the (lowball/limited menu) rate. On the day of the appointment, I grabbed more than I needed but enough to get what I wanted, knowing I was going to get hit up once I started asking about menu options.

About 15 minutes prior to the scheduled appointment, I was near the location and called Kali to let her know I was close by.

“Where are you?” she asked.

“In the parking lot, right where you suggested,” I replied.

“Oh. I thought you were going to be a no-show. My girlfriend and I went to go get our nails done.”

WTF? Really? I was incredulous. Who knows the mind of a 19 year old teenager? Kali told me to sit tight and she would call me back when she was on site. Fifteen minutes later, I did get the call, the location and room number.

I arrived at a trendy, hipster, boutique hotel, breezed by the disaffected staff, found her room and knocked on the door. She opened the door, let me in and did the reveal.

Kali was taller than I expected, standing about 5’ 10” atop 4” heels. She had on a short, off white, flared trench coat that was about 5” off the knee accentuating her long, firm legs. Once the door was closed she undid the belt in a sexy flourish to reveal that she was wearing a lime green padded, push up bra and bikini bottom that emphasized her overripe, 130 pound frame. Her slightly oily blonde hair was pulled back tightly in a ponytail held by a “scrunchie” that displayed her dark brown roots. Later, she told me was due for a blowout and highlights the next day.

She did a cat walk past me to the bed, removed her stilettos along with the rest of her clothing and self-consciously spread herself out on top of the sheets.

For the rest of the sequence of events, VIPs feel free to read on. For others, if your desire is for 10 minutes in heaven with a teenage femme fatale that will leave you poor and wanting more, then Kali fits the bill.

And if you decide to take the plunge – AMFYOYO! Adios Mother Fucker, You’re On Your Own.