Review: Ivy

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Ah, the tantalizing mystery that is Ivy Pleasures. Is she stalling you or rushing you? Are her chronic and severe delays and lateness (and the lame excuses that accompany them) a sign of a controlling personality, or an excuse for her to go far beyond the expected once you get in her bedroom? After my second date with Ivy I have more questions than answers. Again, why the elaborate communicaiton system of text messages (with very little actual phone conversation)? And after she -- amazingly -- made me wait past the appointment time far too long for the second instance in a row, why did she keep me waiting further in her living room, while she's getting ready? I could have been using this time to take my requisite shower instead of staring at her TV. And the never-ending series of excuses are too far-fetched to believe. (At one point, while I was waiting on the street below, she said she'd be right down to meet me while she took her dogs for a walk. Never happened, and I was kept waiting.) But still, some of us make returns trips to Ivy's wonderland. FOr me it was those spectacular tits... and something else: her willingness to please after all the hassle she put me through.