Review: Heather / Nadia / Cindy / Layla / Melissa RIPOFF!

General Details

This is a RIPOFF agency that has girls in North Hollywood and West LA (Culver City and Santa Monica). They are very nice on the phone, and at least one of the girls is using her real photograph. However, the photo is the only thing that is real about this girl.

I called on an ad for Raven and left a message. A girl called me back, promised that she was Raven, and was really friendly on the phone. She lured me there by promising that she was Dutch and French, which sounded interesting, and offered me a complete service for $$ -- specifically stating that it was all inclusive, with no additional tipping required! Since this wasn't a russian provider, the price should have tipped me off. But, she was so friendly on the phone that I decided to give her a try.

When I got there, I met an average looking girl who later told me she was of middle eastern descent. I should have been tipped off by any of the following, but clearly I wasn't thinking with my brain: (a) she appeared to have a partner in the adjoining room; (b) she asked me if I were LE and then patted me down; (c) she told me that she didn't offer a shower! (d) the place was filthy and reminded me of some frat houses I've lived in (I suspect it was a guy's apartment, who has her work out of his room!) -- I doubt if it was a girl's apartment! Other signs to look for are that the girl seems tense/awkward (probably because she is a little scared of ripping people off) and she gets the money right away and runs into the other room before getting comfortable.

Anyway, after ignoring all of the warning signs, I took off my clothes and lay down on the bed to start with my massage. She gave me a mediocre back massage, then flipped me over, took off her bra, belly danced a little, and then said she was done! I was able to persuade her to give provide a little satisfaction, but there was no sex or BJ, and the situation was tense and not very fun...