Review: Farrah

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This was an extremely disappointing experience, just two weeks after I had one of my best sessions ever with another provider. I had not had one this bad in a long time. In short, I totally lost interest during the act and was so turned off that I just put my clothes back on to leave long before I was able to cum. This is THE Farrah BTW...porn star extraordinaire back in the 90s. Back in those days I would've done anything to do this with her. Now in her 30's and out of the scene, she emerges every now and then in the escort ads, and has outdated but pretty good reviews. Well, she's been sending emails to people who have contacted her before to let them know when she's in town. She sent an email to the San Francisco folks on Superbowl Sunday with a new number, so I called up and made an appointment (after trying to do so on and off unsuccessfully for years). Well, setting it up was a real pain since her mind was so out of focus and she kept delaying the appointment a half hour every half hour the whole night. When I finally saw her, I felt nervous since it was my first with a porn star. But she was very friendly and bubbly. Still, her mind was totally gone. She said she had some champagne but it was obvious she was stoned out of her mind. She was pretty, much thinner than I remember from her videos, and never intentionally rude in any way. She actually tried to be very courteous. Being who she was, she was very pretty and attractive, of course, but quite worn, to be blunt (felt more like being with someone in her 40s than 30s). She wasn't real clean and that was a turn off. But it was her insanity or substance problems or whatever it was that got me so worried about being around her (in terms of potential liability) that I wanted to get out of there right away. I literally lost all interest sexually after watching her talk like she's on acid or something. I would not recommend her. By the end of the short session the money felt more like a donation made out of pity than a treat for myself. This was one of the worst experiences I have ever had. But she wasn't that way on purpose....she's just messed up. In addition, it's also obvious she does not like doing this periodic escort thing. Plus she wears this thing inside her pussy...what's it called, a diaphram or whatever??? Well that thing inside her made it feel like I was shoving my dick through tree bark. Anyway, I like her and wish her some kind of recovery or a happier tomorrow.