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Which of the following, if in a review, would make you think, DFK?

A Passionate kiss 24%

24%

A sensual kiss 8%

8%

Both passionate and sensual 64%

64%

Neither passionate or sensual 2%

2%

When does an appointment begin?

Once I have the room number 3%

3%

When I enter the room 49%

49%

After I have showered 9%

9%

As soon as we are both naked 17%

17%

At my requested appointment time 20%

20%

Does the accuracy of photos affect your scoring of a session?

Yes, I will usually give a lower score in Appearance. 43%

43%

Yes, I will usually give a lower score in Overall Performance. 2%

2%

Yes, I will usually give a lower score in both Appearance and Overall Performance. 14%

14%

No, as long as the photos are 'close' to the acutal appearance. 31%

31%

I don't care about the photos as long as I have good service. 7%

7%

What is the main thing that makes you want to schedule an appointment with a client?

Promptness / Reliability (based on your screening) 25%

25%

Services he is interested in receiving 5%

5%

Screening / Verification info is good 50%

50%

His previous reviews 5%

5%

Appointment request time 2%

2%

I need the money 9%

9%

Which Christmas character best describes you?

Scrooge - Bah humbug 13%

13%

Santa - See Mrs. Claus below and you'll know why I'm a Jolly Ole Elf 17%

17%

Grinch - Grumpy, who me? 11%

11%

Mrs Claus - I'm very naughty 9%

9%

Elf Bernard - I am THE KNOW-IT-ALL - and I know if you've been naughty 5%

5%

Rudolph - lovable and I'll be your guide to all things naughty 33%

33%

Clarence - I deserve my wings because ... 8%

8%

Have you already broken your New Year’s Resolution?

Didn’t make one 69%

69%

I’ll have one in about 11 months 2%

2%

Yes, isn’t that what they are for? 5%

5%

Seriously, do you think I have no will-power? 4%

4%

No, I’ve dedicated all my time to trolling TER 4%

4%

Yes, I can’t stay away from the extra-curricula fun of the hobby 7%

7%

What’s a resolution? 6%

6%

What name best describes you during the holidays?

Wicked Elf 14%

14%

Romantic Reindeer 17%

17%

Bad Santa – and I’m really bad 22%

22%

Kinky Mrs. Santa 8%

8%

Grinch 13%

13%

The Nutcracker 4%

4%

Misfit Toy 14%

14%

Red Nosed Reindeer 5%

5%

Hobbyists: if the ladies were paying you, how much do you think you could get?

She would be laughing all the way to the bank 32%

32%

She doesn’t have enough money 5%

5%

She will probably say I'm a B&S 10%

10%

She will pay good, performance is everything 50%

50%

Describe your sex life with a movie title:

Gone in 60 Seconds 12%

12%

Dumb and Dumber 5%

5%

Planes, Trains and Automobiles 7%

7%

Home Alone 29%

29%

Jurassic Park 5%

5%

The Great Escape 14%

14%

Warhorse 7%

7%

Deep Impact 19%

19%

Who will you vote for?

Trump 44%

44%

Hillary 37%

37%

Other 18%

18%

What best describes you in the bedroom:

Oscar winner 18%

18%

Keeper of the clock 5%

5%

I’m really a 12/12 6%

6%

Psychiatrist 10%

10%

Accountant - what’s my ROI on this? 17%

17%

Your dream come true 29%

29%

Teacher – do you want to write how bad you are 100 times or get a spanking? 11%

11%

Ladies, what is your favorite postion?

Mish 14%

14%

CG 8%

8%

RCG 3%

3%

K9 27%

27%

69 3%

3%

Greek 3%

3%

I like them all! 17%

17%

Who cares as long as I’m getting paid 22%

22%

Do you consider area code when searching for provider?

Yes 64%

64%

No 35%

35%

What Provider age group do you prefer?

18 - 24 30%

30%

25 - 29 23%

23%

30 - 34 11%

11%

35 - 39 7%

7%

40 - 45 6%

6%

Over 45 Yr 5%

5%

It does not matter. 14%

14%

Once you close TER, what website are you visiting next?

Google Images or Tineye 11%

11%

I never close TER 7%

7%

Amazon 3%

3%

Gmail/Yahoo/Your email provider 21%

21%

Facebook 8%

8%

Pornhub 47%

47%

How often do you see your ATF provider?

1 to 2 times a week 10%

10%

2 to 3 times a month 19%

19%

Once a month 26%

26%

Every other month 11%

11%

Every 3 month 11%

11%

Every 6 month 8%

8%

Once a year 12%

12%

Have you ever used a dating site and had a one-night stand with your date?

Yes – I should have gotten his/her phone number 21%

21%

Yes – what was I thinking? 8%

8%

Yes – and that lead to me marrying him/her 2%

2%

No – why would I do that when I have TER 25%

25%

No - never considered it 24%

24%

Used a dating site, spent lots of money and got no further than the front door 17%

17%

We’ve asked before but things do change - How would you rate your own performance (really)?

1-2 3%

3%

3-4 8%

8%

5-6 29%

29%

7-8 39%

39%

9-10 19%

19%

Which animal / insect are you in the bedroom?

Tiger - I dominate 15%

15%

Teddy bear – I love to cuddle 14%

14%

Mosquito – I search quickly for the best spot to insert my proboscis 2%

2%

Rabbit – fast and I get the job done 3%

3%

Anteater – I am great with my tongue 32%

32%

Tortoise – slow and methodical 9%

9%

Dolphin - I'm very playful! 20%

20%

You open up your ‘sex drawer’ and get out your:

TV guide 7%

7%

Flannel pajamas 8%

8%

Cotton Candy Lube 15%

15%

Handcuffs 8%

8%

Bondage Kit 11%

11%

Blindfold 7%

7%

A six pack of condoms– its going to be a long night 40%

40%

What are you doing in 2019?

Saving money 18%

18%

Seeing more of my ATF 10%

10%

Finding a new ATF 24%

24%

Thinking with the right head 8%

8%

Retiring 3%

3%

Spending more money 5%

5%

Making more money 19%

19%

Traveling 9%

9%

What would you rather see under your Christmas Tree (providers)?

Sexy man wearing only a santa hat 6%

6%

Invitation for a dinner with a famous person of your choice 5%

5%

Invitation for an unlimited shopping spree at Cartier 13%

13%

Unlimited access to ATM for a day 54%

54%

Pair of new Manolo Blahnik 2%

2%

Tickets to Paris with a sexy man 17%

17%

What would you rather see under your Christmas Tree?

Sexy woman wearing only a santa hat 30%

30%

Invitation to an unilimited evening shopping spree in a liquor store 1%

1%

1967 Shelby GT500 Super Snake 23%

23%

Bottle of Macallan 1946 2%

2%

Tickets to Paris 4%

4%

Vacation on a private island with my ATF 38%

38%

What is your best skill:

My seduction techniques 13%

13%

Everything, my tongue, my hands, my feet…you name it, I’m a pro! 27%

27%

Being a professional troll 5%

5%

Online sex 2%

2%

You want me to choose? 14%

14%

Doling out the money 37%

37%

Where would you take your ATF for a Thanksgiving dinner?

5 star restaurant 39%

39%

Family restaurant 5%

5%

McDonald’s 1%

1%

Starbuck’s 1%

1%

The bedroom 37%

37%

You mean my ATF isn’t making the turkey & gravy? 14%

14%

During a session, what is usually on your mind?

OMG, how is this possible? I’ve died and gone to heaven! 46%

46%

What just happened? 11%

11%

I paid how much for this? 31%

31%

I need to stop at the store 1%

1%

I need to make an appointment with my doctor 4%

4%

Stop messing up my hair! 2%

2%

You want me to do what? 3%

3%

How many times a week, on the average, do you have sex?

0-2 49%

49%

3-4 19%

19%

5-7 7%

7%

I lost count 4%

4%

Does 'in my dreams' count? 18%

18%

Do you use toys?

God No, I only have sex in the dark, under a blanket 19%

19%

Just with my ATF 22%

22%

Just with my SO 18%

18%

Anytime I have a spare minute 25%

25%

I’m using one now 7%

7%

I start my day with one 6%

6%

A women is sexiest when she is wearing...

Lingerie or bikini 32%

32%

Red Lipstick & High Heels Only 12%

12%

Business Suit 8%

8%

A smile only 10%

10%

Role play outfit 5%

5%

Evening Dress 9%

9%

Man’s shirt only 20%

20%

When looking at a provider's profile, what is the first thing you check:

Rating (overall, looks and performance) 33%

33%

Contact Information (website, phone, email, location) 3%

3%

Service Information (incall/outcall, Availability, On time, Delivered as Promised, Porn Star) 7%

7%

Appearance 17%

17%

Services Offered 10%

10%

Cost of Service 6%

6%

Reviews 20%

20%

When searching for a provider which do you do first:

Look at the Top 10/Top 100 list for the city I am hobbying 19%

19%

Search for all providers in the city I am hobbying 38%

38%

Search by services offered only (in specific city) 12%

12%

Search by description only (in specific city) 5%

5%

Search by combination of 2-4 24%

24%

When you log into TER, what is the first thing you do?

Look for Providers 35%

35%

Check Discussion Boards/Ad Boards 25%

25%

Check My Favorites 9%

9%

Check New Reviews 27%

27%

Other 2%

2%

Would you have a session with your girlfriend/wife and a provider?

No, I don't want to share my provider 36%

36%

Yes, who doesn't love a 3some 52%

52%

Already have 6%

6%

Are we splitting the cost? 5%

5%

If your ex (girlfriend/wife) starts working as a provider, would you pay to have a session with her?

Hell No, she already has enough of my money 58%

58%

Yes, maybe I'll finally get some from her 16%

16%

Only if she is cheap 8%

8%

Depends on her reviews 16%

16%

Would you see a provider who offers BBFS?

No F'ing way! 39%

39%

Doubtful, but maybe? 15%

15%

Sure, but not just because of the BBFS. 12%

12%

Hell yes, I would go right now. 31%

31%

Do you participate on the discussion boards and, if so, how?

No. 46%

46%

Yes, I post on both the regional and national boards. 9%

9%

Yes, I post on just my regional board. 14%

14%

Yes, I post only on the national boards. 1%

1%

Yes, but I usually just read and do not post. 28%

28%

How has the current economy affected your hobbying?

Very little or not at all. I have made very few or no changes. 16%

16%

I've had to significantly cut back. 54%

54%

I've slowed down some, but not too much. 22%

22%

I am hobbying now more than ever! 6%

6%

When TER Mobile becomes available, which type of phone will you use to access the site?

Nokia (Symbian) 3%

3%

Blackberry 36%

36%

iPhone 35%

35%

Windows Mobile 11%

11%

Other 12%

12%

Has the recession affected your hobby?

Yes 73%

73%

No 26%

26%

Do you tip a provider if you had a good time with her?

Yes 43%

43%

No 26%

26%

Sometimes 30%

30%

How long have you been a member of TER?

9 - 7 years 15%

15%

6 - 4 years 31%

31%

3 - 1 years 30%

30%

less than 1 year 23%

23%

Who do you vote for?

John Sidney McCain 50%

50%

Barack Hussein Obama 49%

49%

Your best sexual experience ever was with:

Your SO 34%

34%

A Provider 40%

40%

A Stranger (CV) 14%

14%

A Friend's SO 9%

9%

What turns you on more? A hot girl;

in Jeans, changing her car's tire. 42%

42%

in Bathing suit, laying by the pool. 57%

57%

Sexual Intercourse During Her Menstruation?

Hell No 35%

35%

Sure, why not? 45%

45%

Maybe! 19%

19%

What are you browsing next?

Search Reviews 52%

52%

Discussion Boards 21%

21%

New reviews 23%

23%

Account manager 1%

1%

Other 1%

1%

If married or have a SO, how much guilt do you feel after visiting a provider?

Quite a bit 15%

15%

Some 30%

30%

Very little 22%

22%

Zero 17%

17%

I have no SO 13%

13%

Which is worse?

Catching your SO cheating on you. 75%

75%

Your SO tells you he/she is cheating on you. 24%

24%

You prefer to see a provider who,

Speaks fluent English 55%

55%

Speaks English with accent 40%

40%

Speaks your language (Non-English) 3%

3%

Before hiring an escort do you search for her TER reviews?

Yes 85%

85%

Sometimes 11%

11%

No 3%

3%

Your marital status Before /and /After Hobby:

Married/Divorced 12%

12%

Divorced/Married 2%

2%

Single/Married 15%

15%

The same 70%

70%

What would you do if you found out your father is a TER member?

Tell Mom 4%

4%

Say Nothing 65%

65%

Tag-Team 18%

18%

Black Mail 12%

12%

3 words you would say after sex?

Cash or CC? 7%

7%

Did you cum? 45%

45%

What's your name? 12%

12%

Wipe your chin. 26%

26%

Tastes like what? 8%

8%

You are considered to be a

White-Collar 75%

75%

Blue-Collar 19%

19%

No-Collar (retired) 5%

5%

Back in high school, which clique were you in?

Jock 27%

27%

Nerd 25%

25%

Bully 1%

1%

Dork 19%

19%

Cool 26%

26%

Which one describes you best?

Happy Slapper! 47%

47%

Joy Volt Swinger! 16%

16%

Angry Bob! 6%

6%

Red Head Loser! 9%

9%

Satellite Delight! 20%

20%

How old were you when you had your very first experience with an escort?

Below 18 8%

8%

18-29 53%

53%

30-39 23%

23%

40-49 10%

10%

+50 4%

4%

The longest time you had non-stop sex was:

Less than 1 hour 23%

23%

1-3 hours 47%

47%

3-5 hours 17%

17%

More than 5 hours 12%

12%

What costume would you prefer her to wear?

French Maid 21%

21%

Doctor/Nurse 10%

10%

School Girl 47%

47%

School Teacher 17%

17%

Cop ! 3%

3%

What portion of the times she finishes you off BBBJ has she allowed CIM?

Less than 25% 52%

52%

25 to 50% 20%

20%

50 to 75% 13%

13%

75 to 100% 13%

13%

When cuddling a girl what would you say is the softest part of her body?

Breasts 60%

60%

Thighs 10%

10%

Butt 20%

20%

waist 6%

6%

Other 2%

2%

What was your marital status during your first encounter with an escort?

Married 40%

40%

Single 39%

39%

Divorced 4%

4%

In a relationship 8%

8%

Never been with one 6%

6%

What do you like most about a girl?

Her looks 48%

48%

Her brains 4%

4%

Her charm 11%

11%

Her personality 34%

34%

Are you circumcised?

Yes 79%

79%

No 20%

20%

What is sexier? Watching her…

playing with herself 41%

41%

walking around your place naked 26%

26%

Kissing another girl 29%

29%

Kissing another guy! 2%

2%

Do you bring gifts / flowers to your ATF?

Yes, always. 11%

11%

Yes, sometimes. 35%

35%

No 52%

52%

What did you do when TER was down?

Panicked 20%

20%

Called my ATF 8%

8%

Self-Serviced 16%

16%

Washed the windows 13%

13%

Kept clicking Refresh 40%

40%

How would you like her to first greet you at the door? With a

Handshake 3%

3%

Hug 31%

31%

Kiss 35%

35%

BJ 29%

29%

How do you like her to dress up for the date?

business suit 11%

11%

Cocktail dress 19%

19%

Jeans / Casual 27%

27%

Lingerie 29%

29%

Butt naked 11%

11%

How do you like her to be during the session?

Submissive 55%

55%

Dominant 44%

44%

Which one is more important, face or body?

Face 41%

41%

Body 58%

58%

How far will you drive for a session?

5 miles 14%

14%

25 miles 56%

56%

100 miles 19%

19%

250 miles 4%

4%

Any distance. 5%

5%

Have you ever used drugs during a session with a provider?

Yes 21%

21%

No 78%

78%

Why did you get married?

I was drunk! 7%

7%

She was pregnant! 9%

9%

She is a good cook! 3%

3%

I fell in love 56%

56%

Never been married 23%

23%

Have you ever had sex in public places?

Yes 75%

75%

No 24%

24%

Have you ever had sex with your secretary

Yes 29%

29%

No,... yuck! 11%

11%

I wish... sigh 30%

30%

No secretary 29%

29%

Do you think you are addicted to sex?

Yes 78%

78%

No 21%

21%

On the average, how many times a week do you have sex?

0-1 50%

50%

2-3 27%

27%

4-5 10%

10%

6+ 11%

11%

Would you dare to be naked in front of thousands of people?

No Problem! 26%

26%

I might on a dare 13%

13%

If I got paid 28%

28%

No way, Jose! 31%

31%

What operating system do you use?

Windows 76%

76%

Mac 18%

18%

Linux 2%

2%

Other 1%

1%

Do you watch NASCAR?

Yes 28%

28%

No 71%

71%

Which feature, of your first hot female teacher, did you find most sexy?

Her legs 32%

32%

Her face 33%

33%

Her hands 1%

1%

Her voice 5%

5%

Her ass 27%

27%

Have you ever bet on sports, played poker or other casino games online?

No 44%

44%

Yes 55%

55%

Valentine's Day is the best time of the year to

Tie the knot! 1%

1%

Get laid! 49%

49%

Avoid restaurants 26%

26%

Spend a lot of money and hope to get laid! 11%

11%

What's that? 11%

11%

Do you want a message board for sharing your technical

Yes 49%

49%

No 11%

11%

Don't care! 39%

39%

If offered on the menu, would you be interested in video recording your session?

Yes 46%

46%

No 33%

33%

Yes, if my date is a Porn Star 12%

12%

Not sure 8%

8%

what are the chances of finding a wife who is not Bi and is cool with husband's hobby?

Some 3%

3%

Little 12%

12%

Almost zero! 45%

45%

Mine is cool! 5%

5%

Is this a joke? 33%

33%

When looking at a review, how much weight you place on the history of the reviewer?

None 6%

6%

A little 9%

9%

Some 26%

26%

A lot 52%

52%

Religious 5%

5%

How active you were on TER's discussion boards in 2005?

I am a 24/7 resident! 3%

3%

very active 9%

9%

active 30%

30%

Barely visited 36%

36%

Discussion boards??? 20%

20%

How would you rate your SO's performance ?

10- Once in a life time 11%

11%

8- Went the extra mile 26%

26%

6- Nice Time 37%

37%

4- She just laid there 18%

18%

1- A total rip-off 5%

5%

Would being caught by your S.O. with a provider end your relationship?

Yes 67%

67%

No 17%

17%

No S.O. 15%

15%

When picking a provider, do you prefer her to be

Younger 63%

63%

Same age 9%

9%

Older 10%

10%

Any age 15%

15%

What would you do if you find that the provider that just arrived is your best friends wife.

Run 13%

13%

Go for it! 71%

71%

Tell your friend 3%

3%

1 & 3 4%

4%

2 & 3 6%

6%

What is your favorite "DATY" flavor?

African 10%

10%

Asian 27%

27%

Hispanic 13%

13%

White 46%

46%

Other 1%

1%

Do you like providers with body piercings?

No 47%

47%

Don't care 21%

21%

Yes 30%

30%

What is your favorite eye color?

Blue 43%

43%

Brown 13%

13%

Green 31%

31%

Hazel 10%

10%

If you had a son over 18 years old, would you tell him about TER?

Yes 32%

32%

No 67%

67%

What do you do right after sex?

Smoke 10%

10%

Sleep 26%

26%

Shower 27%

27%

Leave 17%

17%

Pay her 17%

17%

Do you like the look of the NEW TER Beta Site?

Yes 67%

67%

No 32%

32%

Have you ever seen two or more providers at once?

Yes 49%

49%

No 50%

50%

How many children do you have?

None 50%

50%

1 13%

13%

2 20%

20%

3 8%

8%

4+ 6%

6%

When do you usually see a provider?

Morning 12%

12%

Noon 10%

10%

Afternoon 32%

32%

Evening 25%

25%

Night 19%

19%

How many rounds do you go with a provider (really!)

1 39%

39%

2 46%

46%

3 7%

7%

4 2%

2%

more 3%

3%

When booking a provider through an agency, do you prefer to talk to a male or female?

Male 5%

5%

Female 63%

63%

Don't care 14%

14%

Don't use agencies 17%

17%

Would knowing that a provider is married make you less interested in seeing her?

Yes 31%

31%

No 68%

68%

Would knowing that a provider has children make you less interested in seeing her?

Yes 30%

30%

No 69%

69%

Considering the current state of the porn industry, are you staying away from porn stars?

Yes 55%

55%

No 44%

44%

Does it matter if a provider is a lesbian as long as she provides good service?

Yes 14%

14%

No 85%

85%

Would you leave the hobby if you found your true love?

Yes 61%

61%

No 38%

38%

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes 62%

62%

No 37%

37%

If your S.O. was ok with it, would you want a threesome with her and a provider?

Yes 76%

76%

No 23%

23%

Have you ever had an overnight with a provider?

Yes 28%

28%

No 71%

71%

What age did you lose your virginity?

less than 14 10%

10%

14 - 16 24%

24%

17-18 24%

24%

19-21 20%

20%

over 21 20%

20%

From where do you access TER the most?

At Home 69%

69%

At Work 14%

14%

My Cell Phone
(TER Mobile) 5%

5%

My Laptop, outside of Home and Work 9%

9%

A Public Computer (e.g. Internet Cafe, Library, Campus Computer Lab) 1%

1%

Do you like your providers to be:

Dominant 44%

44%

Submissive 55%

55%

Do you submit reviews?

Yes 63%

63%

No 36%

36%

Have you ever had a provider use a strap-on on you?

Yes 17%

17%

No 82%

82%

When seeing a provider, what is more important?

Sex 83%

83%

Companionship 16%

16%

When seeing a provider, do you exagerate when telling them about your life?

No 80%

80%

Yes 19%

19%

Do you prefer agency or independent providers?

Agency 8%

8%

Independent 91%

91%

Do you like online chatting?

Yes 42%

42%

No 35%

35%

Never tried 22%

22%

Would you admit to your friends you are a TER member?

Yes 34%

34%

No 65%

65%

Which do you prefer more? (Porn Star Experience or Girl Friend experience)

GFE 70%

70%

PSE 29%

29%

Do you visit providers more on:

Weekdays? 80%

80%

Weekends? 19%

19%

Have you ever been arrested for solicitation?

Yes 7%

7%

No 92%

92%

Are you currently employed?

Yes 62%

62%

Self Employed 26%

26%

No 11%

11%

Would you see a provider who screens?

No 21%

21%

Yes 78%

78%

Do you feel that seeing a provider is cheating on your SO?

Yes 56%

56%

No 43%

43%

What would you do if you found your S.O, was seeing a male provider?

Forgive 10%

10%

Nothing 19%

19%

Confront Her 20%

20%

Dump Her 30%

30%

Join Her 18%

18%

What percentage of providers you see talk about TER?

Under 20% 51%

51%

21% - 40% 17%

17%

41% - 60% 12%

12%

61% - 79% 6%

6%

Over 80% 11%

11%

Are you interested in the swinger scene?

Hell yes 36%

36%

A little 28%

28%

Don't know 10%

10%

No 19%

19%

Yuck! 5%

5%

Did you know TER has message boards?

Yes 64%

64%

No 35%

35%

Are you interested in the BDSM scene?

Very, spank! 17%

17%

A little 20%

20%

Don't know 9%

9%

No 37%

37%

Yuck! 14%

14%

How many internet providers have you seen in your life?

Under 10 43%

43%

10 - 25 30%

30%

26 - 60 15%

15%

61 - 100 3%

3%

Over 100 5%

5%

Where do you consider your political stance to be?

Very Right 9%

9%

Right 30%

30%

Middle 31%

31%

Left 19%

19%

Very Left 8%

8%

How often do you masturbate?

Daily 48%

48%

Couple days 28%

28%

Weekly 13%

13%

Monthly 4%

4%

Never 4%

4%

What is the main reason you see providers?

Horny 68%

68%

Bored 10%

10%

Lonely 11%

11%

Other 8%

8%

Have you ever had Bare Back Full Service from a provider?

Yes 43%

43%

No 56%

56%

Have you ever caught an STD from a provider?

Yes 13%

13%

No 86%

86%

Does seeing providers improve your self esteem?

Yes 50%

50%

No 49%

49%

How has the war changed the frequency you visit providers? Do you visit providers:

Much Less 19%

19%

Little less 13%

13%

The same 57%

57%

Little more 4%

4%

Much more 5%

5%

Do you bring gifts to a provider on your first visit.

Never 52%

52%

Rarely 16%

16%

Sometimes 21%

21%

Always 9%

9%

Has a provider ever broken your heart?

Yes 32%

32%

No 67%

67%

Would you marry an active provider?

Yes 44%

44%

No 55%

55%

Who will you be spending valentines with?

Alone 27%

27%

Wife / S.O. 49%

49%

A Provider 9%

9%

Other Family 2%

2%

Don't Know 10%

10%

How would you rate your own performance (really)?

1 - 2 6%

6%

3 - 4 8%

8%

5 - 6 26%

26%

7 - 8 38%

38%

9 - 10 20%

20%

How would you rate your own appearance?

1 - 2 2%

2%

3 - 4 5%

5%

5 - 6 30%

30%

7 - 8 49%

49%

9 - 10 11%

11%

Would you be more likely to shop at a store that you knew was PRO-TER?

Yes 74%

74%

No 25%

25%

Do you feel seeing providers improves your

Yes 63%

63%

No 36%

36%

How much did you spend on Christmas?

0 to $500 28%

28%

$501-$1000 25%

25%

$1000-$2500 26%

26%

$2500-$5000 10%

10%

Over $5000 9%

9%

Have you ever been caught by your S/O cheating?

Yes 17%

17%

Almost 15%

15%

No 66%

66%

After meeting a provider. have you ever just walked away?

No 19%

19%

Yes 39%

39%

No, wish I did 40%

40%

How often are you intimate with your significant other per month?

1 to 4 31%

31%

5 to 10 18%

18%

10 to 15 10%

10%

20 + 10%

10%

I am single 28%

28%

Are you happy in your relationship with your significant other?

Yes 41%

41%

No 25%

25%

I am single 33%

33%

How did you find TER?

Search Engine 35%

35%

Escort Mall 14%

14%

Escort Homepage 26%

26%

Newspaper 5%

5%

Word of Mouth 19%

19%

Would you tell your friends you are in the hobby?

Yes 27%

27%

No 72%

72%

What body type do you look for in a provider?

Really Thin 6%

6%

Thin 42%

42%

Average 39%

39%

Baby Fat 9%

9%

BBW 2%

2%

Have you ever fallen in love with a provider?

Yes 38%

38%

No 61%

61%

Have you ever had an STD

Yes 43%

43%

No 56%

56%

Would leave your S.O. if you found she had been a provider?

Yes 31%

31%

No 68%

68%

Would you date a provider?

Yes 79%

79%

No 20%

20%

Do you own your home?

No, I Rent 28%

28%

Own Condo 9%

9%

Own House 61%

61%

How old were you when you started the hobby?

18-25 36%

36%

26-35 33%

33%

36-45 18%

18%

46-55 8%

8%

55+ 3%

3%

What is your favorite way to finish?

Mish 20%

20%

Doggie 38%

38%

Russian 8%

8%

HJ 3%

3%

BJ 30%

30%

Do you tell providers you see your TER alias?

No 58%

58%

Sometimes 26%

26%

Yes 15%

15%

When you see a provider, do you submit a review?

No 27%

27%

Rarely 35%

35%

Frequently 27%

27%

Everytime 9%

9%

What is the max you would pay a provider per hour?

$200 19%

19%

$250 14%

14%

$300 31%

31%

$350 12%

12%

$400+ 21%

21%

How many times have you been married?

Never 38%

38%

1 43%

43%

2 12%

12%

3 2%

2%

4+ 2%

2%

Do you use Viagra?

Never 63%

63%

Once 5%

5%

Sometimes 20%

20%

Always 10%

10%

Do you really believe you made her cum?

No 36%

36%

Not sure 29%

29%

Of course! 34%

34%

Would you see a provider who smokes?

No, yuck! 45%

45%

Don't care 30%

30%

Sure 23%

23%

Do you smoke?

No 69%

69%

Used to 13%

13%

Yes 16%

16%

Do you drink?

No 16%

16%

Used to (AA) 4%

4%

Rarely/Social 40%

40%

Few / Week 27%

27%

Everyday 10%

10%

What is your favorite kitty haircut?

Bald 49%

49%

Mohawk 25%

25%

Triange 18%

18%

Heart 6%

6%

How long of an appointment do you usually schedule?

30 Min. 7%

7%

1 Hour 67%

67%

2 Hours 19%

19%

4 Hours 2%

2%

Overnight 2%

2%

How many voice mails or e-mails will you leave/send without a response before you give up?

1 29%

29%

2-3 62%

62%

4-5 4%

4%

More 3%

3%

How often do you get tested for STD's?

Every 3 MO 9%

9%

Every 6 MO 10%

10%

Each Year 29%

29%

Never 50%

50%

When meeting a provider for the first time, you discover she's not the girl in the photo. Do you:

Go for it 35%

35%

Leave 64%

64%

How do you prefer to contact a provider the FIRST time?

Email 37%

37%

Phone 46%

46%

Does not matter 16%

16%

If a provider only has a pager, will you leave a message?

No 37%

37%

Sometimes 33%

33%

Yes 28%

28%

Do you like to give facials?

Hell Yes! 58%

58%

Somewhat 13%

13%

Want to try 16%

16%

No, Yuck! 11%

11%

How about a ”Medical Q&A

Much needed 34%

34%

Won't hurt 46%

46%

Not interested 19%

19%

Which Provider would you prefer to see?

5-Performance
10-Looks 30%

30%

10-Perform.
5-Looks 69%

69%

How many times do you see the same provider?

Once 23%

23%

2-3 42%

42%

4-5 13%

13%

5-10 6%

6%

More than 10 13%

13%

Are you worried about STDs?

No 9%

9%

Somewhat 30%

30%

Yes 59%

59%

What higher education (if any) have you received?

PHD/Masters 38%

38%

Bachelors 44%

44%

Associates Arts 6%

6%

Vocational/Trade 4%

4%

None 5%

5%

What is your hair type?

Long 23%

23%

Average 25%

25%

Short 32%

32%

Receding 12%

12%

Bald 6%

6%

What is your body type?

Thin 18%

18%

Athletic 37%

37%

Average 25%

25%

Baby Fat 9%

9%

Large 9%

9%

How long have you been in the hobby?

0-12 months 16%

16%

1-2 years 7%

7%

3-5 years 13%

13%

6-9 years 12%

12%

10 - 14 years 18%

18%

15-19 years 10%

10%

20+ years 21%

21%

Would you see a provider more if she offered a discount to TER members?

Yes 93%

93%

No 6%

6%

Out of how many providers you see do you review?

Every One 27%

27%

1 of 3 25%

25%

1 of 5 9%

9%

1 of 10 11%

11%

Never 25%

25%

How important is a GFE?

Must Have! 63%

63%

Somewhat 29%

29%

Who cares 6%

6%

How would you kiss a provider?

With Tongue 76%

76%

Just a peck 11%

11%

On the cheek 7%

7%

No, yuck! 4%

4%

Do you DATY with a provider?

Hell Yes 42%

42%

Sometimes 30%

30%

Rarely 13%

13%

No, Yuck! 13%

13%

When seeing a provider, do you try to make her cum?

Always 55%

55%

Sometimes 28%

28%

Don't care 13%

13%

Never 2%

2%

How much do you spend per month in this hobby?

$0 - $500 65%

65%

$500 - $1k 24%

24%

$1k - $2k 5%

5%

$2k or more 4%

4%

What are you doing on the long Thanksgiving weekend? Wishing you a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving!

Shopping (for some of my favorite toys) 3%

3%

Catching up on my reading (reviews of course)! 4%

4%

Seeing my ATF. 6%

6%

Searching for my next ATF. 27%

27%

Overeating and then repeating. I'll definitely be needing some 'exercise'! 18%

18%

Football, football, football! Who knows I may even score! 15%

15%

All of the above. 24%

24%

What is your nationality?

White 65%

65%

Black 6%

6%

Asian 17%

17%

Hispanic 5%

5%

Other 5%

5%

What is your annual income?

25K - 40K 13%

13%

41K - 60K 15%

15%

61K - 80K 16%

16%

81K - 100K 13%

13%

Over 100K 40%

40%

Do you prefer Escort, Massage, or S&M?

Escort 67%

67%

Massage 25%

25%

S&M 7%

7%

Do you prefer providers that offer anal?

Yes! 50%

50%

Sometimes 29%

29%

No, Yuck! 20%

20%

Will you see a provider with no reviews on TER?

Hell No! 39%

39%

Sometimes 46%

46%

Sure 14%

14%

How often do you use TER?

A few times a day 24%

24%

Once a day 28%

28%

A few times a week 32%

32%

A few times a month 10%

10%

Rarely 2%

2%

What is your favorite position?

Missionary 16%

16%

Doggie 37%

37%

Cowgirl 29%

29%

Reverse Cowgirl 11%

11%

Other 3%

3%

How do you like your cats groomed?

Totally shaved 41%

41%

Partially shaved 44%

44%

Natural 14%

14%

What is your favorite hair color?

Blonde 38%

38%

Black 21%

21%

Brown 18%

18%

Red 21%

21%

Are you Married ?(we won't tell)

Nope 58%

58%

Yep 41%

41%

What age do you look for in a provider

18 - 21 23%

23%

22 - 25 27%

27%

25 - 30 20%

20%

30 + 18%

18%

Don't Care 10%

10%

How often do you see providers each month?

0 to 1 52%

52%

2 to 3 36%

36%

4 to 5 8%

8%

5 to 7 2%

2%

More that 7 0%

0%

Do you like breast implants?

Nope 58%

58%

Don't Care 25%

25%

Bigger The Better! 16%

16%

Do you Prefer CBJ or BBBJ?

CBJ 9%

9%

BBBJ 88%

88%

Neither 1%

1%

Which do you prefer regarding Year Old Reviews?

Keep them in the current database 32%

32%

Save them in an archive database 54%

54%

Remove them completely 12%

12%

When TER Mobile becomes available, which type of phone will you use to access the site?

Nokia (Symbian) 3%

3%

Blackberry 36%

36%

iPhone 35%

35%

Windows Mobile 11%

11%

Other 12%

12%

How would you describe yourself in a provider's eyes

A true lover 42%

42%

Hard to please 8%

8%

Amateur 32%

32%

Ron Jeremy’s twin 6%

6%

I would never date a guy like me! 10%

10%

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